What Happens When We Die? - Page 27

**Mal Hombre** · June 25th, 2011, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mizlaplan

A short story describing one of the outermost (less-severe) Circles of Hell described the fate of most of us posters in the afterlife.
It was written by the VERY naughty author Aishling Morgan and explained what happened to folks who w*nked to much in life and also over-indulged in the food department.
They ended up in "The Pit of Immoderate Masturbators" swimming in a pool of...
Don't use your imagination

How much is too much ?

**mizlaplan** · June 26th, 2011, 12:01 AM

I think that the occasional bash-the-bishop session was allowed but moderation was definitely the key

So we're all f*cked then.
Don't worry about it.
It was strictly outer-circle of Hell stuff.
No violence, rape, nastiness, etc.
Just a smacked wristy and the occasional Succubus lamenting your lack of control and *ahem* dealing with it.

**Mal Hombre** · June 26th, 2011, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizlaplan

I think that the occasional bash-the-bishop session was allowed but moderation was definitely the key

So we're all f*cked then.
Don't worry about it.
It was strictly outer-circle of Hell stuff.
No violence, rape, nastiness, etc.
Just a smacked wristy and the occasional Succubus lamenting your lack of control and *ahem* dealing with it.

Some people would pay good money for that

dogsbreath · June 26th, 2011, 04:39 PM

We become one big stiffy.

TheCollector · August 18th, 2011, 06:22 AM

Noone knows and noone will know until they die and when they're dead, I'm pretty sure that not having a brain, will prevent you from knowing anything. Our bodies are eaten up and recycled. I hope there's another life but I'm enjoying this one and eventhough children die, I'd say that the being responsible for allowing a just born child to die, better give that child another life. That's my 2 cents on death.

**KingKeigh** · August 21st, 2011, 04:01 AM

Bill collectors try to foist our debt onto relatives I imagine. That's the only real reason they ask for emergency contacts at hospitals.

**maildude** · August 21st, 2011, 04:08 AM

Nobody knows. Or wants to know.

**Mal Hombre** · August 21st, 2011, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maildude

Nobody knows. Or wants to know.

But Everybody will know.

MisterMacky · August 21st, 2011, 07:20 AM

I feel most qualified to answer the OP question.
The truth is, our lives are in fact a Michael Bey movie.

**howerd** · May 4th, 2013, 06:24 PM

Here's the thing: no one says 'What happens to your operating system when your computer finally packs up?' We all know nothing 'happens' to it. Even the electrical signals which had form inside the functioning brain looses all form so it just 'goes'. When you die 'you' end. Most people can't stomach this so they come up with all sorts of wishful thinking but how likely is it? Damage part of your brain & it's functionality is lost (although a living part may relearn how to do the job again). When the whole brain stops working everything you believe you are just stops. Forever. Don't like that? So what?? I don't like it raining but the universe won't give me endless nice weather because I don't like the rain. The universe doesn't care what you think.

August 18th, 2011, 06:22 AM	#265
TheCollector Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Mile High City Posts: 21 Thanks: 28 Thanked 147 Times in 20 Posts	Noone knows and noone will know until they die and when they're dead, I'm pretty sure that not having a brain, will prevent you from knowing anything. Our bodies are eaten up and recycled. I hope there's another life but I'm enjoying this one and eventhough children die, I'd say that the being responsible for allowing a just born child to die, better give that child another life. That's my 2 cents on death. __________________ Older the berry, sweeter the juice.

August 21st, 2011, 04:08 AM	#267
maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,112 Times in 748 Posts	Nobody knows. Or wants to know. __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT

May 4th, 2013, 06:24 PM	#270
howerd Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,731 Thanks: 2,663 Thanked 19,953 Times in 1,685 Posts	It's all about the brain Here's the thing: no one says 'What happens to your operating system when your computer finally packs up?' We all know nothing 'happens' to it. Even the electrical signals which had form inside the functioning brain looses all form so it just 'goes'. When you die 'you' end. Most people can't stomach this so they come up with all sorts of wishful thinking but how likely is it? Damage part of your brain & it's functionality is lost (although a living part may relearn how to do the job again). When the whole brain stops working everything you believe you are just stops. Forever. Don't like that? So what?? I don't like it raining but the universe won't give me endless nice weather because I don't like the rain. The universe doesn't care what you think. __________________ Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by howerd; May 4th, 2013 at 06:26 PM.. Reason: Spelling

June 26th, 2011, 12:01 AM	#262
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,900 Times in 2,528 Posts	I think that the occasional bash-the-bishop session was allowed but moderation was definitely the key So we're all fcked then. Don't worry about it. It was strictly outer-circle of Hell stuff. No violence, rape, nastiness, etc. Just a smacked wristy and the occasional Succubus lamenting your lack of control and ahem* dealing with it.

June 26th, 2011, 04:39 PM	#264
dogsbreath Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: America Posts: 114 Thanks: 5,556 Thanked 901 Times in 109 Posts	We become one big stiffy.

August 21st, 2011, 04:01 AM	#266
KingKeigh Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Southern NJ Posts: 514 Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,538 Times in 512 Posts	Bill collectors try to foist our debt onto relatives I imagine. That's the only real reason they ask for emergency contacts at hospitals.

August 21st, 2011, 07:20 AM	#269
MisterMacky Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 573 Thanks: 1,529 Thanked 4,514 Times in 537 Posts	I feel most qualified to answer the OP question. The truth is, our lives are in fact a Michael Bey movie.