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August 5th, 2011, 02:04 PM | #1801 |
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...I had to take out a loan from a homeless guy.
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August 5th, 2011, 02:28 PM | #1802 |
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... I was denied unemployment, because I got a blowjob that day.
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August 5th, 2011, 03:17 PM | #1803 |
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I can't afford to pay attention.
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August 5th, 2011, 05:30 PM | #1804 |
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August 6th, 2011, 10:36 PM | #1805 |
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I'll do the old classic:
"The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off to save on electricity."
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August 7th, 2011, 04:28 AM | #1806 |
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Q : What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A : A gummy bear.
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August 7th, 2011, 06:04 AM | #1807 |
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A guy gets I LOVE YOU tattooed on his dickgoes home showes his wife and she tells him to stop putting words in my mouth.
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August 7th, 2011, 07:10 AM | #1808 |
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Getting to Heaven
It's Friday late, almost closing time and St. Peter can't wait for the weekend.
When Dolly Parton and Princess Di show up at heaven's gate wanting in. "I'm sorry ladies," St. Peter says, "But I only have time to process one of you though before closing time. So . . . why should I let you in now, and not make you wait until Monday." Dolly thinks on it a moment, before ripping off her top. St. Peter nods, and looks over his shoulder to god, who's nodding also. Seeing their reaction Princess Di, stops for a moment before squatting down and douching herself. St. Peter shutters, then turns to look at god - who has two thumbs up. "I'm sorry Dolly," St. Peter says, "You're going to have to wait until Monday." Later then evening at the Heavenly Bar & Grill Lounge St. Peter comes up to god, and asks, "So, how did Princess Di rate over Dolly's wonderful Pair?" God said, "Royal flush, beats a pair every time." Last edited by OBE; August 7th, 2011 at 07:34 PM.. |
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August 7th, 2011, 01:47 PM | #1809 |
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Little Jimmy comes running into the kitchen and says to Mummy, "Mummy, Mummy, Granny's got a prawn".
"What do you mean, Granny's got a prawn?". says Mummy. "Look, I'll show you". replies Jimmy. So little Jimmy leads Mummy into the living room where Granny's lying stark naked, asleep on the sofa. Jimmy points in between Granny's legs and says "Look Mummy, Granny's got a prawn". "No Jimmy, that is Granny's clitoris". Jimmy replies, "Well it tastes like a prawn" |
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August 7th, 2011, 05:03 PM | #1810 |
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But I hardly know the girl!
'Why can't you be like that?' Jenny asks her husband.
'John, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome' she says with a longing sigh. 'Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses' she continues. 'Now, why can't you do that?' she says with another sigh and a sorrowful look. 'Well,' John answers, 'I hardly know the girl.' |
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