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December 14th, 2015, 07:47 PM	#41
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Man that is one big old spoon.

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Man that is one big old spoon.

Bigger than you think. That turtle is 6 feet in diameter and weighs 1/2 a ton !

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January 16th, 2016, 11:06 PM	#44
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February 20th, 2016, 05:20 PM	#45
bowlinggreen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 48,676 Thanked 49,166 Times in 4,188 Posts	Alligator snapping turtle. Not a fun thing to hook when you're fishing.

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April 16th, 2016, 10:25 AM	#46
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,636 Thanked 855,691 Times in 57,565 Posts	The Turtle pulls His head in just in time,Honest.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 5th, 2016, 11:55 AM	#47
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August 27th, 2016, 07:07 PM	#48
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August 13th, 2018, 06:00 PM	#50
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