What if you lived in Australia? - Page 845

**Motorboater** · December 23rd, 2018, 08:44 AM

#1 Edmund Barton. 1901-03.

Big fat racist drunk who wouldn't shut up in in the House of Representatives.

Fortunate to be at the right place, at the right time, to become Australia's first PM.

A term full of ups and downs. He has been at one point Australia's best, and also the worst, PM

**effCup** · December 24th, 2018, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motorboater

His name could pass for a pornstar's.

Richard Driver..

**Motorboater** · December 24th, 2018, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effCup

Richard Driver..

When was he Prime Minister of Australia, effCup?

WHEN???

**Motorboater** · December 24th, 2018, 05:12 AM

#2 Alfred Deakin. 1903-04. 1905-08. 1909-10.

Another racist. Alfred oversaw the implementation of the White Australia policy. Forever stereotyping Australia as racists, stifling immigration, and the possibility of Australia becoming a super power in coming decades.

From inner suburbs of Melbourne. Alfred is deified by the demographic of losers that follow in his footsteps in those suburbs. Being a vegetarian, practicing spirituality and sporting that beard. He is the original hipster.

A power hungry glory hunter. Alfred formed the original coalition to regain power by aligning the party he represented (Protectionist) with the party diametrically opposed to (Free Trade), to form the Commonwealth Liberal Party.

Ahead of his time. Alfred rejected all sorts of honours from England and Australian institutions. But accepted one from the University of California. Thereby becoming the first Australian to kiss American "ass" (John Howard obviously saw him as a hero).

Estreeter · December 24th, 2018, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motorboater

When was he Prime Minister of Australia, effCup?

WHEN???

Dunno who he is but rest assured you'd want him for PM before me

I'd be great

but not in your eyes

**effCup** · December 24th, 2018, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motorboater

When was he Prime Minister of Australia, effCup?

WHEN???

w h y ?

The links I included earlier already answered your question, didn't they?

When's MB going to ̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶i̶t̶ curtsy for PM?

**Sir Honkers** · December 24th, 2018, 08:41 AM

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-...rease/10666344

But don't worry about me Kev, I live 900 kilometres away...and anyway, I'd hit it with a brick long before it got that big.

Estreeter · December 24th, 2018, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loosegoose

But don't worry about me Kev, I live 900 kilometres away...and anyway, I'd hit it with a brick long before it got that big.

Pity, you could drive to my joint, drop your car off and then we'd take off up the Hume and catch a prezzies for Kev

Oh and one for palo, he's a Commie and would cry because it wasn't fair and Kev got 1 and he got 0

Actually

palo needs an Aussie nickname for this thread so he gets Bluey, the opposite of Red, or Pinko

**effCup** · December 24th, 2018, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Bluey, the opposite of Red, or Pinko

Cyan is the opposite of red, at least on the colour wheel.
For magenta (magento?

), it's green.

Hmm, perhaps call him Cyrano de Bergerac?... a remarkable duelist, libertine, may have suffered from tertiary syphilis, likely homosexual.

Of course, he'd have to write everything in rhyming couplets.

**vo1v0d** · December 24th, 2018, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effCup

Cyan is the opposite of red, at least on the colour wheel.
For magenta (magento?

), it's green.

Hmm, perhaps call him Cyrano de Bergerac?... a remarkable duelist, libertine, may have suffered from tertiary syphilis, likely homosexual.

Of course, he'd have to write everything in rhyming couplets.

So he obviously did do anal.

December 23rd, 2018, 08:44 AM	#8441
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,500 Thanked 38,251 Times in 4,299 Posts	Succinct summations of Australia's Prime Ministers #1 Edmund Barton. 1901-03. Big fat racist drunk who wouldn't shut up in in the House of Representatives. Fortunate to be at the right place, at the right time, to become Australia's first PM. A term full of ups and downs. He has been at one point Australia's best, and also the worst, PM

December 24th, 2018, 05:12 AM	#8444
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,325 Thanks: 41,500 Thanked 38,251 Times in 4,299 Posts	Succinct summations of Australia's Prime Ministers #2 Alfred Deakin. 1903-04. 1905-08. 1909-10. Another racist. Alfred oversaw the implementation of the White Australia policy. Forever stereotyping Australia as racists, stifling immigration, and the possibility of Australia becoming a super power in coming decades. From inner suburbs of Melbourne. Alfred is deified by the demographic of losers that follow in his footsteps in those suburbs. Being a vegetarian, practicing spirituality and sporting that beard. He is the original hipster. A power hungry glory hunter. Alfred formed the original coalition to regain power by aligning the party he represented (Protectionist) with the party diametrically opposed to (Free Trade), to form the Commonwealth Liberal Party. Ahead of his time. Alfred rejected all sorts of honours from England and Australian institutions. But accepted one from the University of California. Thereby becoming the first Australian to kiss American "ass" (John Howard obviously saw him as a hero).

December 24th, 2018, 08:41 AM	#8447
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,354 Thanks: 286,908 Thanked 386,307 Times in 30,311 Posts	https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-...rease/10666344 But don't worry about me Kev, I live 900 kilometres away...and anyway, I'd hit it with a brick long before it got that big.