Porn production "pet hates" - Page 11

**Oluf Sand** · June 11th, 2009, 09:05 PM

My biggest "pet hate" is uniform-related.

Whether it's a solo set or a hardcore set, I get annoyed when the girl takes off the whole uniform after just a couple of pictures, or after a couple of minutes in the video. OK, you don't have to be in the full uniform the entire time, but you can at least leave your hat on! When stuff like that happens, it's just turned into regular porn, and that annoys me when I've specifically searched for uniform porn.

Guess I'm just very picky when it comes to uniform porn.

ajitpd · June 12th, 2009, 06:08 AM

1. Fake breasts
2. Simulated sex
3. Hardcore insertions
4. Close-up shots of genitals during sex which give hints of usage of body-doubles/hardcore insertions
6. Bikini lines
7. Spitting
8. Wall-to-wall sex
9. Excessive screaming
10. Sex toys
11. Music over dialogue

**Oswald** · June 12th, 2009, 11:13 AM

Knickers being pulled to the side. Either keep 'em on completely, or completely removed 'em.

When the model starts of the scene with her shoes on and then midway through she removes them.

Anything feet related.

**bawjaws** · June 12th, 2009, 02:34 PM

those ridiculous stripper heels and platformed soled shoes and boots... they look like those orthapedic shoes that you used to see more of years ago

MOW · June 12th, 2009, 03:44 PM

This spitting on each other especially in the LEZ scenes.

Rfan · June 12th, 2009, 05:11 PM

What I hate most:

1. Focusing on male - theres a scene with PN fucking a stewardess in a plane toilet, half the scene is spent filming PN not the girl, WTF - I dont give a rats arse about the guy in a scene.

2. commentary during scene - eg M1sty Mcc@1n's Buttman scene - Shut up, just shut the fuck up.

3. Intercutting two different scenes.

4. Guys jerking off - c'mon their with a hot chick and they have to spend five minutes jerking off? Let 'em pull out and cum or get the chick to jerk 'em off.

5. When they dont show girls face - I wanna see what she looks like you clods.

6. Girl starts in lingerie/uniform then loses it all. The worst is when the scene starts with the girl putting this stuff on which is sexy, and then as soon as the guy shows she takes it all off again.

7. Camera work. Camera moves around - hey thanks for the shot of that pot plant, I really wanted to see that. A scene with mostly long distance shooting- you've got a zoom use it.

As an aside I dont get why a chick spits on a cock before/while sucking it (more modern porn than vintage), does anyone find this vaguely erotic?

Cheers.

**Oswald** · June 13th, 2009, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rfan

What I hate most:

1. Focusing on male - theres a scene with PN fucking a stewardess in a plane toilet, half the scene is spent filming PN not the girl, WTF - I dont give a rats arse about the guy in a scene.

I also really hate this. I recall that there was a period in US porn when this happened in every scene. I'm trying to think of what is the point of the heterosexual male audience wanting to see the likes of PN's ridiculous contorted face?

Quote:

2. commentary during scene - eg M1sty Mcc@1n's Buttman scene - Shut up, just shut the fuck up.

The most annoying aspect of porn. The cameraman/director speaking from behind the camera. My attitude is; listen pal, we are not interested in anything you have to say, so zip it up!!

The Grizzly · June 15th, 2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oswald

The most annoying aspect of porn. The cameraman/director speaking from behind the camera. My attitude is; listen pal, we are not interested in anything you have to say, so zip it up!!

Yeah, that's what I meant when I bashed Jean-Yves LeCastel earlier in this thread.... Wanker!

oldtimefan · June 24th, 2009, 10:26 PM

I hate Britons who think they have to behave like Americans. They wear those nasty shoes, they use the same rubbish dialogue... Only it's made 10 time worse because its so alien to them. It's embarrassing to watch. Also I don't like rubbish costumes. A white apron with a red '+'on it, is not a nurses outfit. A skirt with a Flecktarn is not an army uniform. A plastic baton and blue shirt is not a police outfit. Eating lollies and wearing sports shoes doesn't make you a college student.

JosephFelts · July 15th, 2009, 09:07 PM

Hate it when the camera moves from a sweet angle and hardly returns to it again. Particularly being a feet fetisher, they have females wearing heels or pumps and then hardly film to include their feet at all. So frustrating, makes me wonder why they have them wearing heels in the first placel, if that be the case.

Spitting. Agree it's not for me, and if they wish to lubricate then use the conventional KY or Vaseline. On faces - no. Vile.

Some levels of aggression. I like some, think it goes with the intensity of the sex, while other levels go over the top.

Hearing directions. If it's not part of the theme of the scene, dont want to hear anyone else apart from those having sex.

Could say 'limp dicks' - not a production fault but it's part of production (production of an erection at least). You have horny looking and feeling female/s, ready to have sex and the member in question is at half-mast. Nah.

JF.

June 12th, 2009, 03:44 PM	#105
MOW Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 287 Thanks: 36,111 Thanked 9,220 Times in 276 Posts	Porn Peeves This spitting on each other especially in the LEZ scenes.

June 12th, 2009, 05:11 PM	#106
Rfan Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The Tyranny of Distance Posts: 78 Thanks: 463 Thanked 720 Times in 69 Posts	What I hate most: 1. Focusing on male - theres a scene with PN fucking a stewardess in a plane toilet, half the scene is spent filming PN not the girl, WTF - I dont give a rats arse about the guy in a scene. 2. commentary during scene - eg M1sty Mcc@1n's Buttman scene - Shut up, just shut the fuck up. 3. Intercutting two different scenes. 4. Guys jerking off - c'mon their with a hot chick and they have to spend five minutes jerking off? Let 'em pull out and cum or get the chick to jerk 'em off. 5. When they dont show girls face - I wanna see what she looks like you clods. 6. Girl starts in lingerie/uniform then loses it all. The worst is when the scene starts with the girl putting this stuff on which is sexy, and then as soon as the guy shows she takes it all off again. 7. Camera work. Camera moves around - hey thanks for the shot of that pot plant, I really wanted to see that. A scene with mostly long distance shooting- you've got a zoom use it. As an aside I dont get why a chick spits on a cock before/while sucking it (more modern porn than vintage), does anyone find this vaguely erotic? Cheers. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 11th, 2009, 09:05 PM	#101
Oluf Sand Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Scandinavia Posts: 407 Thanks: 5,852 Thanked 9,369 Times in 404 Posts	My biggest "pet hate" is uniform-related. Whether it's a solo set or a hardcore set, I get annoyed when the girl takes off the whole uniform after just a couple of pictures, or after a couple of minutes in the video. OK, you don't have to be in the full uniform the entire time, but you can at least leave your hat on! When stuff like that happens, it's just turned into regular porn, and that annoys me when I've specifically searched for uniform porn. Guess I'm just very picky when it comes to uniform porn.

June 12th, 2009, 06:08 AM	#102
ajitpd Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,331 Thanked 3,494 Times in 381 Posts	1. Fake breasts 2. Simulated sex 3. Hardcore insertions 4. Close-up shots of genitals during sex which give hints of usage of body-doubles/hardcore insertions 6. Bikini lines 7. Spitting 8. Wall-to-wall sex 9. Excessive screaming 10. Sex toys 11. Music over dialogue

June 12th, 2009, 11:13 AM	#103
Oswald Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 13,112 Thanks: 51,073 Thanked 282,459 Times in 13,802 Posts	Knickers being pulled to the side. Either keep 'em on completely, or completely removed 'em. When the model starts of the scene with her shoes on and then midway through she removes them. Anything feet related.

June 12th, 2009, 02:34 PM	#104
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	those ridiculous stripper heels and platformed soled shoes and boots... they look like those orthapedic shoes that you used to see more of years ago

June 24th, 2009, 10:26 PM	#109
oldtimefan Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 26 Thanks: 414 Thanked 190 Times in 26 Posts	I hate Britons who think they have to behave like Americans. They wear those nasty shoes, they use the same rubbish dialogue... Only it's made 10 time worse because its so alien to them. It's embarrassing to watch. Also I don't like rubbish costumes. A white apron with a red '+'on it, is not a nurses outfit. A skirt with a Flecktarn is not an army uniform. A plastic baton and blue shirt is not a police outfit. Eating lollies and wearing sports shoes doesn't make you a college student.

July 15th, 2009, 09:07 PM	#110
JosephFelts Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 21 Thanks: 389 Thanked 124 Times in 15 Posts	Hate it when the camera moves from a sweet angle and hardly returns to it again. Particularly being a feet fetisher, they have females wearing heels or pumps and then hardly film to include their feet at all. So frustrating, makes me wonder why they have them wearing heels in the first placel, if that be the case. Spitting. Agree it's not for me, and if they wish to lubricate then use the conventional KY or Vaseline. On faces - no. Vile. Some levels of aggression. I like some, think it goes with the intensity of the sex, while other levels go over the top. Hearing directions. If it's not part of the theme of the scene, dont want to hear anyone else apart from those having sex. Could say 'limp dicks' - not a production fault but it's part of production (production of an erection at least). You have horny looking and feeling female/s, ready to have sex and the member in question is at half-mast. Nah. JF.