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My biggest "pet hate" is uniform-related.
Whether it's a solo set or a hardcore set, I get annoyed when the girl takes off the whole uniform after just a couple of pictures, or after a couple of minutes in the video. OK, you don't have to be in the full uniform the entire time, but you can at least leave your hat on! When stuff like that happens, it's just turned into regular porn, and that annoys me when I've specifically searched for uniform porn. Guess I'm just very picky when it comes to uniform porn. |
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June 12th, 2009, 06:08 AM | #102 |
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1. Fake breasts
2. Simulated sex 3. Hardcore insertions 4. Close-up shots of genitals during sex which give hints of usage of body-doubles/hardcore insertions 6. Bikini lines 7. Spitting 8. Wall-to-wall sex 9. Excessive screaming 10. Sex toys 11. Music over dialogue |
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June 12th, 2009, 11:13 AM | #103 |
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Knickers being pulled to the side. Either keep 'em on completely, or completely removed 'em.
When the model starts of the scene with her shoes on and then midway through she removes them. Anything feet related. |
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June 12th, 2009, 02:34 PM | #104 |
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those ridiculous stripper heels and platformed soled shoes and boots... they look like those orthapedic shoes that you used to see more of years ago
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June 12th, 2009, 03:44 PM | #105 |
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Porn Peeves
This spitting on each other especially in the LEZ scenes.
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June 12th, 2009, 05:11 PM | #106 |
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What I hate most:
1. Focusing on male - theres a scene with PN fucking a stewardess in a plane toilet, half the scene is spent filming PN not the girl, WTF - I dont give a rats arse about the guy in a scene. 2. commentary during scene - eg M1sty Mcc@1n's Buttman scene - Shut up, just shut the fuck up. 3. Intercutting two different scenes. 4. Guys jerking off - c'mon their with a hot chick and they have to spend five minutes jerking off? Let 'em pull out and cum or get the chick to jerk 'em off. 5. When they dont show girls face - I wanna see what she looks like you clods. 6. Girl starts in lingerie/uniform then loses it all. The worst is when the scene starts with the girl putting this stuff on which is sexy, and then as soon as the guy shows she takes it all off again. 7. Camera work. Camera moves around - hey thanks for the shot of that pot plant, I really wanted to see that. A scene with mostly long distance shooting- you've got a zoom use it. As an aside I dont get why a chick spits on a cock before/while sucking it (more modern porn than vintage), does anyone find this vaguely erotic? Cheers.
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Yeah, that's what I meant when I bashed Jean-Yves LeCastel earlier in this thread.... Wanker!
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I hate Britons who think they have to behave like Americans. They wear those nasty shoes, they use the same rubbish dialogue... Only it's made 10 time worse because its so alien to them. It's embarrassing to watch. Also I don't like rubbish costumes. A white apron with a red '+'on it, is not a nurses outfit. A skirt with a Flecktarn is not an army uniform. A plastic baton and blue shirt is not a police outfit. Eating lollies and wearing sports shoes doesn't make you a college student.
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Hate it when the camera moves from a sweet angle and hardly returns to it again. Particularly being a feet fetisher, they have females wearing heels or pumps and then hardly film to include their feet at all. So frustrating, makes me wonder why they have them wearing heels in the first placel, if that be the case.
Spitting. Agree it's not for me, and if they wish to lubricate then use the conventional KY or Vaseline. On faces - no. Vile. Some levels of aggression. I like some, think it goes with the intensity of the sex, while other levels go over the top. Hearing directions. If it's not part of the theme of the scene, dont want to hear anyone else apart from those having sex. Could say 'limp dicks' - not a production fault but it's part of production (production of an erection at least). You have horny looking and feeling female/s, ready to have sex and the member in question is at half-mast. Nah. JF. |
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