Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 120

**@llatse@** · September 26th, 2017, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

Oops, I dropped the soap....
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Wot again

**MemoryHunter** · September 29th, 2017, 02:32 PM

Ever tried Belgian kissing? It's like French kissing with more phlegm.

What's transparent and lies on the ground? A Muslim with the shit kicked out of him.

Why do they have buckets of shit at Muslim weddings? To keep the flies off the bride.

What's a cocoon? A black (wasn't sure if I'd get away with nigger) with a stutter.

Why do black people have white palms and white soles? That's how they stand them when they're painted.

**AmateurEmale** · October 1st, 2017, 12:09 PM

Q. Did you hear about the Vietnamese gynecologist?

A. He knew about the tunnels of koochie.

[cf. Tunnels of Cu Chi during Vietnam War]

MaxJoker · October 2nd, 2017, 04:41 PM

What’s the difference between a cheese burger and a dead baby ? ,

I don’t ejaculate on the burger before I eat it.

How do you make a vegetable cry ? ,

Throw his wheelchair off a cliff.

MaxJoker · October 3rd, 2017, 01:43 PM

Do you know what`s the first sign you have AID`s ? ,

A rhythmic pounding in your arsehole.

**mrfixit** · October 5th, 2017, 05:07 PM

What's the difference between pimples and a Catholic priest pimples won't come on your face when your 12 years old.

MaxJoker · October 7th, 2017, 01:40 PM

I hate women who enjoy anal sex ,

It takes all the fun out of it.

**@llatse@** · October 7th, 2017, 03:12 PM

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape......well the men do

**Nobody1** · October 17th, 2017, 05:31 PM

The diplomatic relationship between the US and Saudi Arabia is marvellous because 9 out of 11 politicians can take a joke.

**rockernut** · October 20th, 2017, 03:19 PM

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October 1st, 2017, 12:09 PM	#1193
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. Did you hear about the Vietnamese gynecologist? A. He knew about the tunnels of koochie. [cf. Tunnels of Cu Chi during Vietnam War] Last edited by AmateurEmale; October 1st, 2017 at 12:10 PM.. Reason: typo

October 2nd, 2017, 04:41 PM	#1194
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October 5th, 2017, 05:07 PM	#1196
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October 7th, 2017, 01:40 PM	#1197
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October 7th, 2017, 03:12 PM	#1198
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October 17th, 2017, 05:31 PM	#1199
Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	The diplomatic relationship between the US and Saudi Arabia is marvellous because 9 out of 11 politicians can take a joke.

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