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October 4th, 2009, 04:53 PM | #11 |
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Well GS the girls in the bar dont eat them, you can put it that way (they do)
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Tulips from Amsterdam?
Amsterdam has been a popular stag (and hen) party venue for many years. Back in the early 90s a colleague at work had to organise his brother's bachelor party and his brother insisted that Amsterdam must be the venue: since my colleague was already married this didnt go down well on the home front, blazing row etc. Plus he knew the potential for seriously getting out of hand was high...
In the weeks just before the outing, his wife started sending him flowers every day. New refinement of torture, she's feeling anxious that he doesnt love her anymore. He's fuming at his brother, whose big idea all this was anyway. When they arrive in Amsterdam, naturally they are headed for the naughty red light district, only they can't find it: they are in fact totally lost. Little old lady observes their headless chicken impersonations and asks where they are trying to get to, which is good, except that none of them has the face to tell her the truth. Instead they claim lamely that they are looking for the Rijksmuseum, like a large group of lads aged 20-25 all came to Amsterdam to admire Rembrandts' The Night Watch. Without batting an eyelid, the old lady produces a small notepad and draws two maps, one to the Rijksmuseum and one to the red light district, ''just in case you change your plans, boys''. Here's a thing about old folks: they've been around. Apparently the whole party ended up camping out in coffee bars (quote my colleague, ''and I not talking about bleeding Starbucks neither. They got so stoned I thought they'd walk sideways off the gangway: I was never so relieved in all my life as I was when they all made it back on the ferry...'' A week later, he discovered that his wife had charged all the flowers to his credit card.
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Most birds I know don't their blokes going to Amsterdam. Who can blame them. LOL!
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Another great place for a batchelor night (or weekend) mv is Dublin, especially around the Temple Bar area. The pubs the booze the women all great. When you do visit Europe you should try and get there for a few days.
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Towards the end of my act I shall be passing a hat around. Kids, if your mummy and daddy dont put anything in Johnny's hat, (whispers)its because they dont really love you... Ladies and gentlemen, I have here three knives (juggles with them and catches them one at a time). Thats one...two...three! For those in the audience who have come here from Liverpool(Juggles with them again and catches them again)Thats exhibit A...exhibit B....exhibit C! Johnny also turned out to amuse the evening revellers and had a slightly more grown up act for them.
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This is my experience of stag do`s
You have a drink while your mates smell each others farts The stripper arrives You shudder , turn away and have several more while you wait for your sight to return A little while later you turn back and realise the stripper`s appearance has miraculously improved So you have a couple more to celebrate
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I'm due to go on a stag do in Amsterdam at the end of January. Now that BB is single he might try and pick up a bird I remember one bar were the talent was awesome. But when I walk in the music will stop and tumble weed will roll across the floor.
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