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Old August 29th, 2015, 07:42 AM   #31
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First of all, you're sick! All of you/us/me...

Secondly,

Are they struggling; taking forever?!
Doesn't matter- the vision's in your head forever. You can't un-see that!!!

How 'bout this-

Having every crap you ever took rammed back up your bunghole, or having sandpaper made of salt rubbed over every square inch of your flesh continuously...
I've crapped a lot. Its the sandpaper.

My turn...

Option One: Watching the entire Shemale Sperm Whores film series.

Option Two: Personal relationship coaching from MaxJoker.
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Old August 29th, 2015, 08:15 AM   #32
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I've crapped a lot. Its the sandpaper.

My turn...

Option One: Watching the entire Shemale Sperm Whores film series.

Option Two: Personal relationship coaching from MaxJoker.
On a personal note neither. But option 2 sounds a lot better than option 1. I've no intention of ever watching anything involving shemales.

So would you prefer kissing Sarah Palin's backside 24/7 or having you balls connected to the national grid for one day?
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Old February 23rd, 2016, 07:08 PM   #33
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So would you prefer kissing Sarah Palin's backside 24/7 or having you balls connected to the national grid for one day?
Oh boy that's tough, but I'm going for option #2 on account that I have brass ... well ... you know!

How about these two options ... Watching a Justin Beiber concert or seeing Miley Cyrus twerk on stage?
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Oh boy that's tough, but I'm going for option #2 on account that I have brass ... well ... you know!

How about these two options ... Watching a Justin Beiber concert or seeing Miley Cyrus twerk on stage?
Twerking strikes me as crudely suggestive, unsubtle and not one little bit classy. Miley Cyrus can do this all day long and I won't get bored.

Option Two.

Now.

My choices are.
  1. Watch back-to-back:
    Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
    Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
  2. Go to Michael Barrymore's house for swimming lessons.
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