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Old March 16th, 2016, 08:40 PM   #1191
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How the arse is a metaphor for society.
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Old March 16th, 2016, 08:42 PM   #1192
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Old March 16th, 2016, 08:47 PM   #1193
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What about a beaver in the hand ?
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Old March 16th, 2016, 09:37 PM   #1194
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If it bites you have the wrong kind. Probably.
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Old March 16th, 2016, 10:12 PM   #1195
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Old March 16th, 2016, 10:54 PM   #1196
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Old March 17th, 2016, 12:00 AM   #1198
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Old March 17th, 2016, 12:51 AM   #1200
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....and that must be real exhausting at times...

just don't nap in the park tooo often...that purse might invite undesirables
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