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Old September 25th, 2018, 11:59 PM   #51
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Pat Benatar - Invincible (Theme from "The Legend of Billie Jean")
This bloody road remains a mystery
This sudden darkness fills the air
What are we waiting for?
Won't anybody help us?
What are we waiting for?
We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible
This shattered dream you cannot justify
We're gonna scream until we're satisfied
What are we running for?
We've got the right to be angry
What are we running for?
When there's no where we can run to anymore
We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible
And with the power of conviction
There is no sacrifice
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible
Won't anybody help us?
What are we running for?
When there's no where, no where we can run to anymore

We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible
And with the power of conviction
There is no sacrifice
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
We can't afford to be innocent (yeah)
Stand up and face the enemy (yeah)
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible
We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible
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Old September 26th, 2018, 10:37 AM   #52
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Old September 26th, 2018, 11:00 AM   #53
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We Don't Need Another Hero

Out of the ruins
Out from the wreckage
Can't make the same mistake this time
We are the children
The last generation
We are the ones they left behind
And I wonder when we are ever gonna change
Living under the fear, till nothing else remains

We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond
Thunder-dome

Looking for something
We can rely on
There's gotta be something better out there
Love and compassion
Their day is coming
All else are castles built in the air
And I wonder when we are ever gonna change
Living under the fear till nothing else remains

All the children say
We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond
Thunder-dome

So what do we do with our lives
We leave only a mark
Will our story shine like a light
Or end in the dark
Give it all or nothing

We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond
Thunder-dome
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Careless Whisper
I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies, something in your eyes
Calls to mind the silver screen
And all its sad good-byes
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I've been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
Time can never mend
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool
I should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste…
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Old September 26th, 2018, 08:15 PM   #55
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THE JEFF HEALEY BAND HOOCHIE COOCHIE MAN
Gypsy woman told my mother
'Fore I was born
She said, you got a boy-child coming
And gonna be a son of a gun
Gonna make pretty womens
Jump and shout
And the world wanna know
What this all about

But you know I'm here
Everybody knows I'm here
Well, I'm your hoochie coochie man
And everybody knows I'm here

I got the black cat bone
And I got a mojo tooth
I got the John the Conqueror root
Gonna mess with you

I'm gonna make you girls
Lead me by my hand
Then the world gonna know
I'm your hoochie coochie man

But you know I'm here
Well well well, everybody knows I'm here
Well, I'm your hoochie coochie man
You gonna believe I'm here

On the seventh hour
On the seventh day
On the seventh month
Seven doctors say

He say, "He was born for good luck
And that you'll see"
I got seven hundred dollars, baby
Don't you mess with me

But you know I'm here
Well, everybody knows I'm here
Well, I'm your hoochie coochie man
And everybody knows I'm here
(by BB King)
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Old September 26th, 2018, 09:02 PM   #56
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Alice Cooper - He's Back (The Man Behind The Mask)



Another great 80s Hevey Metal song from Alice Cooper, featured on the soundtrack of Friday The 13th Part 6, Jason Lives!
Lots of keyboards, catchy lyrics...a must for horror fans!

You're with your baby
And you're parked alone
On a summer night
You're deep in love
But you're deeper in the woods
You think you're doin' alright
Did you hear that voice
Did you see that face
Or was it just a dream
This can't be real
That only happens, babe
On the movie screen

Oh, but he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole

You're swimmin' with your girl
Out on lovers' lake
And the wind blows cold
It chills your bones
But you're still on the make
That's a bad mistake
But the moon was full
And you had a chance
To be all alone
But you're not alone
This is your last dance
And your last romance

Yeah, cause he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he crawled out of his hole

Oh, if you see him comin'
Get away if you can
Just keep on runnin'
Run as fast as you can
He's a dangerous, dangerous man
And he's out tonight
And he's watchin' you
And he knows your house
No, don't turn out the lights

Yeah, cause he's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he's after your soul
He's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he's after your soul
He's back
He's the man behind the mask
And he's out of control
He's back
The man behind the mask
And he's after your soul
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Old September 27th, 2018, 10:46 AM   #57
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After Dark - Tito & Tarantula
After Dark - Live version


Watching her
Strolling in the night so white
Wondering why
It's only after dark
In her eyes
A distant fire light burns bright
Wondering why
It's only after dark
I find myself in her room
Feel the fever of my doom
Falling falling
Through the floor
I'm knocking on the devil's door yeah
In the dawn
I wake up to find her gone
And the note
Says "only after dark"

Burning burning in the flame
Now I know her secret name
You can tear her temple down
But she'll be back and rule again yeah
In my heart a deep and dark
And lonely part
Wants her and waits for
After dark
After dark
After dark
After dark
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Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
Come along my baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on
Yes, I said come along my baby, baby you can't go wrong
We ain't fakin', while lotta shakin' goin' on

Well, I said come along my baby, we got chicken in the barn
Woo-huh, come along my baby, really got the bull by the horn
We ain't fakin', whole lotta shakin' goin' on

Well, I said shake, baby, shake
I said shake, baby, shake
I said shake it, baby, shake it
And then shake, baby, shake
Come on over, whole lotta shakin' goin' on
Oh, let's go!

Alright

Well, I said come along my baby, we got chicken in the barn
Whose barn? What barn? My barn
Come along my baby, really got the bull by the horn
We ain't fakin', whole lotta shakin' goin' on

Easy now
Shake it
Ah, shake it, baby
Yeah
You can shake it one time for me
Ye-ah-ha-ah, I said come on over, baby
Whole lotta shakin' goin' on
Now, let's get down real low one time now
Shake, baby, shake
All you gotta do, honey, is kinda stand in one spot
Wiggle around just a little bit, that's when you got it, yeah
Come on baby, whole lotta shakin' goin' on
Now let's go one time

Shake it baby, shake, shake it baby, shake
Woo, shake baby, come on babe, shake it, baby, shake
Come on over, whole lotta shakin' goin' on
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