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Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,713 Thanks: 259,813 Thanked 1,138,655 Times in 113,835 Posts	A. No, but I can touch your nose with it Q. When Horatio was a child was he a Half Nelson? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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