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Old October 31st, 2017, 10:52 AM   #281
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A. They dropped her on the floor

q. Do you always walk like that?
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A. No sometimes I walk like this

Q. Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Commonest party?
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A. No, but I know the followering members Greenman, Hertz, Sam Spade, Wendigo and their leader Mal Hombre.

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A. I think it a vast improvement on your old face

Q. Do Ya Wanna Dance, Under the Moonlight?
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A. Not under the moonlight - but ask again later I might have a opening.

Q. Did she manage to get your pants unzipped?
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A. Yes, maybe next time she'll do it when I'm wearing them

Q. What do you call a man with a price on his head?
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a. Run a price check.

q. Why do you smell like a wet dog?
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Is it OK to find fireworks boring?
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