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April 27th, 2018, 11:51 AM | #1351 |
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Dead baby jokes How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the diffference between a baby and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a baby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What bounces up and down at 100 mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower. What is green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a baby and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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April 28th, 2018, 08:58 AM | #1352 |
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Statistically speaking 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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April 28th, 2018, 10:20 AM | #1353 |
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My son Timmy was in the bath yesterday and asked me what the difference was in our winkies ,
Told him mine was rock hard for a start .
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April 28th, 2018, 11:59 AM | #1354 |
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more dead baby jokes What is cold, blue and doesn't move? A baby in your freezer -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is pink, flies and squeals? A baby fired from a catapult. What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in a toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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My sister wanted a thick vanilla shake.......so I said "Ok baby shake it.....it's ready to cum now anyway"
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April 28th, 2018, 01:41 PM | #1356 |
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What d'you call a Boatload of N!ggers that lands in Europe?
Lucky B@stards (as told by Enoch Powell open mike night in the Brummie Gardener.......(trolley in the canal a water feature)) Sick n Twisted enough for y'all
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How do you make a six year old girl cry twice within half an hour ? ,
Wipe your cock on her teddy when you're done.
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Last one for today before the Thought Kops of Keystone turn up.
I told my sister you're lucky you only got raped.....I got fcuking caught.
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