The corrupt a wish game

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by smackthat

I wish that George W. Bush had never been elected president.

Granted , although i don`t think he was ever officially voted in that first time.


So Al Gore wins and becomes president. Then like every politician before him does exactly what the bankers and conglomerates say. So everything that happened under Bush more or less happens under Gore.

But on the plus side at least Gore looks more comfortable wearing a suit..



I wish that whenever i block or ban somebody here (Always as a last resort because they`re an irremediable , erm cnut ) they are then blocked or banned in real life .

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish that whenever i block or ban somebody here (Always as a last resort because they`re an irremediable , erm cnut ) they are then blocked or banned in real life .

Granted.
But whenever you block/ban someone you must open up and maintain a new account on their behalf. They must have your home and moby phone numbers, personal email address, socail network account details and home address so they're able to let you know what to post on VEF.

I wish for a huge Scalextrix set.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish for a huge Scalextrix set.

Granted
Now , funny coincidence here, a few weeks ago, I was telling scoundrel how a mate of mine and I were labeled 10 year olds when he bought out his old slot car set, I hadn't seen it since about 1980 I guess, couldn't believe he still had it.........anyway, we were fighting over who was going too be the blue "ELF" car........hence 10 year olds we were labeled
Now sweaty, you got the scaletix set.......only I get both the controls

I wish all Micheal Jackson recordings everywhere would just vanish forever

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Granted
Now , funny coincidence here, a few weeks ago, I was telling scoundrel how a mate of mine and I were labeled 10 year olds when he bought out his old slot car set, I hadn't seen it since about 1980 I guess, couldn't believe he still had it.........anyway, we were fighting over who was going too be the blue "ELF" car........hence 10 year olds we were labeled
Now sweaty, you got the scaletix set.......only I get both the controls

I wish all Micheal Jackson recordings everywhere would just vanish forever

Granted. All MJ recordings vanish and are replaced by "Yoko Ono sings Michael Jackson" and as an added corruption get played just as frequently.

I wish for Michael Jackson's royalty payments.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

I wish for Michael Jackson's royalty payments.

Granted you also suddenly become a chronic degenerate gambler

I wish a new series of The Sopranos was in production

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I wish a new series of The Sopranos was in production

Granted.

A new series begins , funded by Oprah Winfrey. Although it`s a reimagining of the story , and now stars only overweight lesbians in their mid fifties.




I wish i could run faster than the comic book hero Flash !

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

I wish i could run faster than the comic book hero Flash !

Granted
You could run faster than the flash, but you wont as when you got in front of him, every member you've banned will be there too trip you up

I wish for peace and goodwill too all mankind, even my enemies

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I wish for peace and goodwill too all mankind, even my enemies

Granted.
Wishing it is nice, but the human race carries on as normal. Your enemies think you've gone soft and are tooled up and heading round your house as we speak.

I wish the approach to 'Street's house to be mined, have barbed wire entanglements and that he's ready to give them the whole nine yards with his Vickers.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Granted.
Wishing it is nice, but the human race carries on as normal. Your enemies think you've gone soft and are tooled up and heading round your house as we speak.

I wish the approach to 'Street's house to be mined, have barbed wire entanglements and that he's ready to give them the whole nine yards with his Vickers.

Done. Thanks to you he can no longer order pizza, chicken, spaghetti or any other type of delivery. Poor Estreeter goes insane without pizza. Now he and his Vickers are headed to your house. He should be there around 4:30 am.

I wish I was doing the horizontal bop with Monique Fuentes instead of playing genie with you guys.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Done. Thanks to you he can no longer order pizza, chicken, spaghetti or any other type of delivery. Poor Estreeter goes insane without pizza. Now he and his Vickers are headed to your house. He should be there around 4:30 am.

I wish I was doing the horizontal bop with Monique Fuentes instead of playing genie with you guys.

Granted. Monique has graciously acceded to your request. However, since she has only been in the USA a short time, there is a slight language barrier. She thinks you are offering her a horizontal MOP, and all she really wants is to have her floors made nice and shiny.

I wish I could really grant wishes.