Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 423

**jomama** · April 18th, 2024, 01:33 PM

Why did the Jewish kid ask for the wind direction?
To know where his parents went.

Tucsoncoyote · April 18th, 2024, 01:40 PM

Fore Sale, 1 Lush , Indoneisan island for sale, Lots of property to build on, nearest neighbor is another island 1 km away, No issue with the neighbors either, as the island next door is a volcanic Island which is currently Active... Great surfing capabilities, thanks to the Next Door Volcanic Island. Plenty of sharks and natural flora, Next Door volcanic island is currently active.. Former Ex-Presidents and despot dictators are first to put down a down payment to acquire said property...

Also said property has enough land to build a glorious MAGA community next to their leader so they can enjoy the sun, the surf, and the hot pyro-clastic lava flows... Great for the kids!!!!

Have fun living here!!!!

**jomama** · April 20th, 2024, 05:29 PM

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

**jomama** · April 21st, 2024, 09:42 PM

What do you call a white guy with Parkinson's?
A vanilla shake.

**jomama** · April 22nd, 2024, 01:58 PM

Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy

April 18th, 2024, 01:33 PM	#4221
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,973 Times in 29,953 Posts	Why did the Jewish kid ask for the wind direction? To know where his parents went. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 18th, 2024, 01:40 PM	#4222
Tucsoncoyote Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 463 Thanks: 121 Thanked 3,515 Times in 451 Posts	I think a certain ex-president should check this piece ouf real estate out! Fore Sale, 1 Lush , Indoneisan island for sale, Lots of property to build on, nearest neighbor is another island 1 km away, No issue with the neighbors either, as the island next door is a volcanic Island which is currently Active... Great surfing capabilities, thanks to the Next Door Volcanic Island. Plenty of sharks and natural flora, Next Door volcanic island is currently active.. Former Ex-Presidents and despot dictators are first to put down a down payment to acquire said property... Also said property has enough land to build a glorious MAGA community next to their leader so they can enjoy the sun, the surf, and the hot pyro-clastic lava flows... Great for the kids!!!! Have fun living here!!!!

April 20th, 2024, 05:29 PM	#4223
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,973 Times in 29,953 Posts	What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 21st, 2024, 09:42 PM	#4224
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,973 Times in 29,953 Posts	What do you call a white guy with Parkinson's? A vanilla shake. __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

April 22nd, 2024, 01:58 PM	#4225
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,973 Times in 29,953 Posts	Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first? A black guy __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper