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September 28th, 2018, 01:19 PM | #3511 |
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Please leave your unholy swallowing obsessions outta this Sant`eee . Geez can't you just be happy for my victory
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September 28th, 2018, 01:41 PM | #3512 |
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September 28th, 2018, 01:48 PM | #3513 |
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By this wise Condom advice I've won again , indeed isn't that nice
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September 29th, 2018, 12:58 PM | #3514 |
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Hi. I'm Sammy the giant squid. I'm about 36 feet in length. I'm the strongest and one of the toughest of all sea creatures, and am the only sea critter than can kill sharks including the great whites who always scream in terror when they see me,which is not often since most of the time I live hundreds of feet below the surface of the sea. I inhabit all the oceans of the world eating fish, my smaller brother squids, but my favorite food is whales. Also I have the largest eyes of any living thing. I need such large eyes to swim through the deepest parts of the ocean where the water is dense and cloudy. |
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September 29th, 2018, 01:20 PM | #3515 |
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By the magazine Trails kindly signed me up to .. I've thread won .. How about you
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September 29th, 2018, 09:45 PM | #3516 |
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September 30th, 2018, 02:33 PM | #3518 |
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By the flight to Bermuda I've nail gunned Trails on. Just won again . Of course Sant`eee , do sing a song
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September 30th, 2018, 04:10 PM | #3519 |
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