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June 21st, 2018, 03:01 AM | #3601 | |
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You are last seen being chased from the field by your teamates while Yakkity Sax plays over the PA. I wish that every time I picked my nose I collected a satisfying amount of boogers. Last edited by Sir Honkers; June 21st, 2018 at 08:04 AM.. |
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June 22nd, 2018, 07:19 AM | #3602 |
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Wish granted. You are the Wolfman, and those claws are great for digging boogers. Unfortunately when you pick your nose you pick a great deal of blood as well.
I wish to go back in time and teach the Romans about firearms, railroads, and electricity, just to see what effect it has on history.
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June 23rd, 2018, 10:58 PM | #3603 | |
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I wish every morning to get a copy of tomorrows newspaper. |
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June 24th, 2018, 01:38 PM | #3604 |
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You do......but its all fake news.
I wish I could do it all like I did before only better.
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September 11th, 2018, 02:10 PM | #3606 |
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Granted. You have the perfect pillow, however,when your house recently burned down the only thing left was your pillow, but no bed to sleep in and the bank just foreclosed on your house because you did not make any payments for the last six months. At least you have a pillow!
I wish for a flying car. It has a full tank of gas. I had the engine and whole car check and it is good. It can't be detected on radar screens from the military or commercial air traffic control, and it has a drone avoidance system. |
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Granted......it's a converted stealth bomber......it's camoflage is so good you can't locate it anywhere......and spend the rest of your life looking for it on a pushbike.
I wish I could afford cryonics for when I die.
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September 11th, 2018, 09:26 PM | #3608 |
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Wish granted. You die and are put in the cryonics chamber and everything works. A few years down the line there is a tornado that causes the building that houses your chamber to be destroyed and you with it.
I wish I had a magic wand that would allow me to get rid of rain and snow storms in my area. |
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Wish granted, however, this emoji is alive,and came to you from the bizzaro dimension and it's eats people, and it had you for it's breakfast.
I wish for a pretty woman with big flabby tits and a spongy butt who will love me whenever I want and will cook and clean for me and never nag me. |
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