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Old September 22nd, 2018, 07:10 PM   #6491
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Millennium Falcon or the USS Enterprise ?
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Old September 22nd, 2018, 09:23 PM   #6492
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Which version of the Enterprise do you like the best from Star Trek: The original, A,B,C or D?
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Which version of the Enterprise do you like the best from Star Trek: The original, A,B,C or D?
Original (As the Captain was provided with six stomach and moob flattening futuristic male corsets, according to Sir Willy of Shat )

Weird duel on a dry clear day from thirty yards apart choice away

Old timey Musket with enough accoutrements for five shots Or Crossbow plus ten arrows ?
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Old September 23rd, 2018, 01:52 PM   #6494
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Crossbow,Faster shooting and much more accurate,

North American Tomahawk or Aztec Macuahuitl (Think of a cricket bat with razor blades around the edges..)
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Milk chocolate Toblerone Or White ?
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Milk chocolate Toblerone(white chocolate is simply the fat of chocolate called cocoa butter, sugar and corn syrup).


Tootsie rolls or Toostsie pops?
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Tootsie pops
I would ratherhave chosen Tootsie Rolls but they don't have "the fat of
chocolate called cocoa butter, sugar and corn syrup" missing, which I so
dearly love.

Better to have too much information, or not enough?
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You car runs out of gas, and your cellphone won't work. Do you hitch a ride with a stranger or walk to the nearest town for help?
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Surrounded by a bunch of vampires in a bar, do you use the very last bullet for you or to kill the next bloodsucking mother f**ker who'll try to catch your neck ?
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Use it to kill that Mudda-Fudger (Then pretend to reload and parlay with a female fiend for a quick suck (Ooo`er) so I become a Vampire also )

Choice O`drowning method

In a quicksand type corn silo situation Or In a sea of booze ?
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