Church

spoonfedmonkey · January 23rd, 2011, 06:31 PM

So, do any of you go to church?

Just wondering.

**tony_grego** · January 23rd, 2011, 06:37 PM

Yes.
Every weekend (two times)
And every wednesday, if it's a Champions League day.
And every friday, but only if FCBarça plays outside.
And every monday, but only if Real has losed his match.
And every day that i have an erection (this rarely happens)

Salut !

**tygrkhat40** · January 23rd, 2011, 07:41 PM

I'm a no-longer practicing Catholic. I've got it down. The last time I went to church was for my brother-in-law's mother's funeral.

**Mal Hombre** · January 23rd, 2011, 07:41 PM

I've been in churches,particularly cathedrals but I've never been to a church service on a sunday or any other time.

eek · January 23rd, 2011, 08:49 PM

Only when I really really have to (e.g. weddings & funerals).

**ubu_roi** · January 23rd, 2011, 08:53 PM

I'm the same as Mal above - I've been in churches, but not for services.

I'm pretty skeptical of that whole hereafter business.

**m100** · January 23rd, 2011, 09:27 PM

I've been in a church twice through choice plus three times at school. This must be some sort of record in 40+ years. As you can guess I'm not big on religion. I'm torn between god doesn't exist or the devil's got all the best porn.

Brettro · January 23rd, 2011, 11:27 PM

The only church you'll catch me inside is Charlotte

**otokonomidori** · January 24th, 2011, 05:05 AM

Anyone ever had sex or even a wank in church - it would be like being in a sort of ecclesiastical Mile High club.

spoonfedmonkey · January 24th, 2011, 05:23 AM

I did some heavy petting with my girlfriend in the storeage room behind the organ.

January 23rd, 2011, 06:31 PM	#1
spoonfedmonkey Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 186 Thanks: 2,292 Thanked 1,948 Times in 178 Posts	Church So, do any of you go to church? Just wondering.

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tony_grego Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Catalonia Posts: 872 Thanks: 3,862 Thanked 8,718 Times in 846 Posts	Yes. Every weekend (two times) And every wednesday, if it's a Champions League day. And every friday, but only if FCBarça plays outside. And every monday, but only if Real has losed his match. And every day that i have an erection (this rarely happens) Salut ! __________________ No matter where we come from, whether north or south. A flag will unite. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,105 Thanks: 772,405 Thanked 855,331 Times in 57,538 Posts	I've been in churches,particularly cathedrals but I've never been to a church service on a sunday or any other time. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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ubu_roi Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Northeastern USA Posts: 3,962 Thanks: 83,135 Thanked 43,794 Times in 3,958 Posts	I'm the same as Mal above - I've been in churches, but not for services. I'm pretty skeptical of that whole hereafter business. __________________ Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

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January 23rd, 2011, 07:41 PM	#3
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,240 Times in 9,629 Posts	I'm a no-longer practicing Catholic. I've got it down. The last time I went to church was for my brother-in-law's mother's funeral.

January 23rd, 2011, 08:49 PM	#5
eek Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 568 Thanks: 1,449 Thanked 4,243 Times in 502 Posts	Only when I really really have to (e.g. weddings & funerals).

January 23rd, 2011, 09:27 PM	#7
m100 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,505 Thanks: 5,109 Thanked 11,919 Times in 1,489 Posts	I've been in a church twice through choice plus three times at school. This must be some sort of record in 40+ years. As you can guess I'm not big on religion. I'm torn between god doesn't exist or the devil's got all the best porn.

January 23rd, 2011, 11:27 PM	#8
Brettro Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 52 Thanks: 4,347 Thanked 553 Times in 50 Posts	The only church you'll catch me inside is Charlotte

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otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,313 Thanks: 39,014 Thanked 122,360 Times in 8,313 Posts	Anyone ever had sex or even a wank in church - it would be like being in a sort of ecclesiastical Mile High club.

January 24th, 2011, 05:23 AM	#10
spoonfedmonkey Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 186 Thanks: 2,292 Thanked 1,948 Times in 178 Posts	I did some heavy petting with my girlfriend in the storeage room behind the organ.