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Old February 22nd, 2017, 10:32 AM   #3891
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It was specially designed for even those excessively hairy individuals.
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I should mention its also available in the battery back-up model.
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And the relevance to the thread of reference, "Old School Black Pornstar" is what exactly..?!?
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Old February 22nd, 2017, 12:32 PM   #3892
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Never fear, I have an off an on topic answer

Stuff a Pizza into a Calzone

get the ruler .. .. i don't know if it's physically possible from a anal perspective .. .. i love cazone why sodimize it with a pizza ?




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Old February 22nd, 2017, 12:42 PM   #3893
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[QUOTE=cuzzyman927;3950445]Evidently this member has no idea who Sam is, and he is obviously looking in the wrong threads.


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i love cazone why sodimize it with a pizza ?
Well, To be quite honest, I checked the forum rules and could not find a rule against it
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If its not in the Bible it never happened
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I've checked. Donald Trump and condoms aren't in the bible.

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A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. (Probably.) (If I got all the words in the right order.)
So that means a sump pump could pump sump if a sump pump would pump sump.
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What's a sump?Even more what's a woodchuck?Could a woodchuck chuck sump or could a sump chuck a chump?I'm confused as normal.
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What's a sump?Even more what's a woodchuck?Could a woodchuck chuck sump or could a sump chuck a chump?I'm confused as normal.
Ask and ye shall receive my son.
A sump pump is a pump used to remove water that has accumulated in a water-collecting sump basin, commonly found in the basement of homes.


The groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as a woodchuck, or whistlepig,[2] is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots.

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So that means a sump pump could pump sump if a sump pump would pump sump.
Yes, and especially to pump out dump from the sump

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