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Old July 14th, 2013, 11:14 AM   #51
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Heeeeey that`s Sir Saint STD Max to you etc

That reminds me of the popular question why kids our days chose "yolo" instead of "save the day", because it simply would be not that a truly recommendable abbreviation
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Old July 14th, 2013, 12:14 PM   #52
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A 10 + a 6 = 16 who wouldn't hit it, them

Max you are too fussy
Mate, with a combined IQ of 16 They'd also hit anyone or thing
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Old July 21st, 2013, 02:12 PM   #53
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Right then mates , hold onto your lunches as here`s a babe (With kids) so hot you`ll praise the gods , you lived this long yet avoided her clutches





Good news is she`s still single
Bad news is she posted eight more photos to go with those two

The first one is the photo she uses as her main image, the last is, well the last.

Errrrr what else to say.

Apart from at least that last photo shows she`s got plenty of bog paper.

Mmmmmm sexy

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Old July 21st, 2013, 02:30 PM   #54
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[COLOR=#D40000 !important][COLOR=#B60000 !important][COLOR=#A10000 !important]Max i understand that you're " perplex "
facing some of the Ladies

[COLOR=#6D006D !important][COLOR=#620062 !important][COLOR=#5B005B !important]i must admit that some are eve afraid
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[COLOR=#6D006D !important][COLOR=#620062 !important][COLOR=#5B005B !important]you said hysterical.... i do no[COLOR=#570057 !important]t why!!


[COLOR=#6D006D !important][COLOR=#620062 !important][COLOR=#5B005B !important]i wonder if others are the same planet ?? [/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]





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i wonder if others are the same planet ??

Well so far i`ve decided most women i meet are indeed from Venus

Just a shame they never want to visit my penis
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Good news is she`s still single
And did she mention that she
1, Is down too earth
2, Has an easy and outgoing personality
3, Enjoys conversation
4, Is adventerous
5, Sucks Dick
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Old July 21st, 2013, 02:46 PM   #57
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6.Does you know what.....
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6.Does you know what.....
Too me, she looks like she don't

1, Cook
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3, Shut up

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6.Does you know what.....
Yes, the multitude of toilet rolls, gave that game away.

Go girl
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