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Old August 11th, 2010, 06:01 PM   #1
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Wink Your Own American Indian Name

What you don`t know what i`m getting at


I`m talking about Indian names like " Dances with Wolves" , you know to describe a former cavalryman who decides to have a long term relationship with a snarling animal .

Or if you prefer their traditional term , a woman .

Ah now you get me

Thank goodness , because for a second i was worried you`d forgotten such famous historic American Indian legends like

" No chair strong enough "



" Don`t fancy your's much "



And
" Gets lost easy " , pictured here a yard away from his house.



Ok , so you get what i`m getting at i get it

Right now these American Indian Names best suit me , either


" Watches neighbours from distance "
or " Screams out his window "





So do you have one ?

Oh and if you do but can't be bothered telling us , then i've a name for you alright
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Old August 11th, 2010, 07:02 PM   #2
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I think mine would either be "Bitches About Everything" or "Too Lazy to Work."
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Old August 11th, 2010, 07:12 PM   #3
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Say How! to "No longer gives a f*ck" or "Who gives a Toss"
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Old August 11th, 2010, 08:34 PM   #4
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Old August 11th, 2010, 11:19 PM   #5
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"Pulls His Rope To The Moon."
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Me

Apenimon Istaqa
Trustworthy Coyote Man

I like that, apart from the Trustworthy bit. At least it's better than Two Dogs.
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I think I must be Machakw which is Hopi for Horny Toad!
I reckon the good lady must be Wilu which, in the Miwokan language, means Chicken Hawk Squawking
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It's half true

Good fun thread idea BTW GS
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Old August 13th, 2010, 10:28 AM   #9
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" Walks with a limp, in both senses "

Or

" Complains to himself "



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Old August 13th, 2010, 12:52 PM   #10
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Now that I thought about it a little more, I think that I may have had a few Native American names throughout my life.

For a brief period in the mid 80's I was known as:

Littledove Luster

In the mid 90's, I was unfortunate enough to share my wigwam with:

Squaw with Running Mouth


Because of the above I was dubbed:

Man With Broken Spirit


But later I transcended to become:

Chief Happy Bachelor




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