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Old May 20th, 2018, 10:46 PM   #5891
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Have you or have you not ever tasted your own cum(just to see what it is like)?
You made me snort coffee through my nose. NOT!

Percolator or Espresso Machine coffee?
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Old May 20th, 2018, 11:21 PM   #5892
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Have you or have you not ever tasted your own cum(just to see what it is like)?
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You made me snort coffee through my nose. NOT!

Percolator or Espresso Machine coffee?
Percolator. You know, really the best coffee is the stuff you cook in a pot over the campfire, with the grounds all through it.

Taste Trailmaster's cum or kiss MaxJoker's asshole?
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Old May 21st, 2018, 03:11 AM   #5893
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Old May 21st, 2018, 03:20 AM   #5894
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Taste Trailmaster's cum or kiss MaxJoker's asshole?
Hmm...kissing MJ's arsehole. You could get a reputation doing the other!

Vacation by the ocean or vacation in the mountains?
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Ocean, on a nice deserted beach with no people. Well, maybe a bartender and a few bikini babes.

On that note, who is the hotter plane crash chick from "Lost", Evangeline Lilly or Maggie Grace?
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Whereas it made me vomit up a lung

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Upping the Trailmaster gay percentage again.
Personally I almost nearly kind of sorta blame myself , for mentioning Gay Allah
Although what he got up too (Balls deep probably) with those underage male goats was his own privates business

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Bananas (They ripen faster so I can throw them away quicker )

Electro Shock Therapy For Three Seconds Or Being Trapped In Lift For Three Hours With Greenman ?
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Old May 21st, 2018, 12:29 PM   #5898
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Trapped in an elevator with Greenman for a few hours. (That might be fun)


Use an escalator, the elevator or the stairs in a mall?
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