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Old March 11th, 2017, 02:32 PM   #271
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Yeah right like he would have a concert with VEF members
That's not what "skin flute" means.
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Old March 11th, 2017, 02:41 PM   #272
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That's not what foreskins are for.
I thought one could put ones foreskin in a pickle jar, as a memento
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Old March 11th, 2017, 03:02 PM   #273
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Wonder if foreskins in pickle jars, can improve their flavour with pimento
What you`d need is to experiment , maybe using a professional analyst
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What you`d need is to burnt it off , maybe using a professional arsonist
Now that's just made my eyes water
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Now that's just made my beer watery
Greenman will buy you another
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Greenman is my actual genetic brother
Shocked more than words can say
Still could be worse
At least and unlike him for things you actually pay , plus and unlike him each and every day you`re not ... Ahem ... a Royalist
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Delighted more than words can say
Still could be better
You mean he could be my twin sister
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You mean he could do my twin sister
That's very generous of you E.
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That's very genius of you E.
There's a first time for everything, I am in fact dumb but proud of it
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