Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 386

MaxJoker · January 18th, 2016, 03:08 PM

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination

~ Hunter S. Thompson

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind

~ H. P. Lovecraft

And you won't be angry ?

~ I-Gor

IronHerder · January 19th, 2016, 01:03 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes

If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks.

Kong Fu Tse Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it

Kong Fu Tse Ignorance is the night of the mind, night without moon and star

Kong Fu Tse One joy dispels a hundred cares

Kong Fu Tse A Superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions

Kong Fu Tse What the superior seeks is in himself; what the small seeks is in others

Kurosawa, Akiro In a mad world, only the mad are sane

Lao–Tzu Failure is the foundation of success and the means by which it’s achieved

Lao–Tzu Success under a good leader is the people’s success

Lao–Tzu A Wise man puts himself last and finds himself first

Leacock, Stephen Those who do most, dream most

**tygrkhat40** · January 19th, 2016, 01:39 PM

"Sir, you have tasted two whole worms."

"You have hissed all my mystery lectures."

"I remember your name perfectly, but I've completely forgotten your face."

"You will leave Oxford by the next town drain."

"When the boys come back from France, we'll have the hags flung out."

"I keep my icicle well boiled."

"When he lost the game, he received a blushing crow."

"Let us glaze our asses and toast the queer old Dean."

"Let me sew you to your sheet."

"We all know what it is to have a half-warmed fish inside us."

"Is the bean dizzy?"

**tsunamiSD** · January 19th, 2016, 09:58 PM

**Mal Hombre** · January 20th, 2016, 08:44 AM

**Varagorn** · January 23rd, 2016, 07:55 AM

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A Heinlein

"There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer

"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
- James Herriot

"What greater gift than the love of a cat."
- Charles Dickens

"I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or god, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time."
- Neil Gaiman

...in memory of S, miss you like crazy...

MaxJoker · January 23rd, 2016, 02:57 PM

If you want to conquer the anxiety of life, live in the moment, live in the breath

~ Amit Ray

Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace

~ Albert Schweitzer

War

~ Commander Arvid Harbinger

**Mal Hombre** · January 23rd, 2016, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

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War

~ Commander Arvid Harbinger

War! Huh! What Is It Good For ?~Edwin Starr

IronHerder · January 23rd, 2016, 05:54 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes

The quote from Marshall Lumsden is particularly profound; well, at least I've spent my entire life validating it.

If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks.

Lee, Bruce A Goal is something to aim at, but reaching it may be secondary

Lennon, John Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans

Levine, Terri Speak softly, and if you really want to be heard, lower your voice even more

Lincoln, Abraham I don’t like that man, I must get to know him better

Lincoln, Abraham Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves

Lipson, Barry J. Experts are people who know enough to know that they don’t know everything

London, Jack I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them

Lumsden, Marshall The Only thing that will grow without nourishment or justification is the human ego

Macaulay, Rose Each wrong act brings with it its own anesthetic, dulling the conscience and blinding it against further light, sometimes for years

Macaulay, Thomas B. The English Bible—a book which, if everything else in our language should perish, would alone suffice to show the whole extent of its beauty and power

IronHerder · January 24th, 2016, 05:42 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes:

If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks.

Machiavelli, Niccolo Titles do not honor men, men honor titles

Maher, Bill Our government’s safety net has become a hammock

Marchant, Henry To be a success in business be daring, be first, be different

Marquis, Don The Chief obstacle to the progress of the Human Race is … the Human Race

Marx, Groucho Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows, but marriage sure does

Maxwell, Elsa Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can

McLaughlin, Mignon Men who don’t like women with brains don’t like women

Mencken, H.L. Injustice is relatively easy to bear, what stings is justice

Menger, Karl It’s vain to do with fewer what requires more

Mill, John Stuart A Perpetual obstacle to human advancement is custom

January 18th, 2016, 03:08 PM	#3851
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January 19th, 2016, 01:03 PM	#3852
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Kong Fu Tse Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it Kong Fu Tse Ignorance is the night of the mind, night without moon and star Kong Fu Tse One joy dispels a hundred cares Kong Fu Tse A Superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions Kong Fu Tse What the superior seeks is in himself; what the small seeks is in others Kurosawa, Akiro In a mad world, only the mad are sane Lao–Tzu Failure is the foundation of success and the means by which it’s achieved Lao–Tzu Success under a good leader is the people’s success Lao–Tzu A Wise man puts himself last and finds himself first Leacock, Stephen Those who do most, dream most __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

January 19th, 2016, 01:39 PM	#3853
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,631 Times in 9,629 Posts	Quotes from the Rev. William Spooner "Sir, you have tasted two whole worms." "You have hissed all my mystery lectures." "I remember your name perfectly, but I've completely forgotten your face." "You will leave Oxford by the next town drain." "When the boys come back from France, we'll have the hags flung out." "I keep my icicle well boiled." "When he lost the game, he received a blushing crow." "Let us glaze our asses and toast the queer old Dean." "Let me sew you to your sheet." "We all know what it is to have a half-warmed fish inside us." "Is the bean dizzy?" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 23rd, 2016, 02:57 PM	#3857
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	If you want to conquer the anxiety of life, live in the moment, live in the breath ~ Amit Ray Until he extends the circle of his compassion to all living things, man will not himself find peace ~ Albert Schweitzer War ~ Commander Arvid Harbinger __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Varagorn Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Mid England Posts: 977 Thanks: 34,717 Thanked 51,237 Times in 1,159 Posts	"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A Heinlein "There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer "Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." - James Herriot "What greater gift than the love of a cat." - Charles Dickens "I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or god, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time." - Neil Gaiman ...in memory of S, miss you like crazy...

January 23rd, 2016, 05:54 PM	#3859
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes The quote from Marshall Lumsden is particularly profound; well, at least I've spent my entire life validating it. If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Lee, Bruce A Goal is something to aim at, but reaching it may be secondary Lennon, John Life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans Levine, Terri Speak softly, and if you really want to be heard, lower your voice even more Lincoln, Abraham I don’t like that man, I must get to know him better Lincoln, Abraham Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves Lipson, Barry J. Experts are people who know enough to know that they don’t know everything London, Jack I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them Lumsden, Marshall The Only thing that will grow without nourishment or justification is the human ego Macaulay, Rose Each wrong act brings with it its own anesthetic, dulling the conscience and blinding it against further light, sometimes for years Macaulay, Thomas B. The English Bible—a book which, if everything else in our language should perish, would alone suffice to show the whole extent of its beauty and power __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

January 24th, 2016, 05:42 PM	#3860
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes: If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Machiavelli, Niccolo Titles do not honor men, men honor titles Maher, Bill Our government’s safety net has become a hammock Marchant, Henry To be a success in business be daring, be first, be different Marquis, Don The Chief obstacle to the progress of the Human Race is … the Human Race Marx, Groucho Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows, but marriage sure does Maxwell, Elsa Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can McLaughlin, Mignon Men who don’t like women with brains don’t like women Mencken, H.L. Injustice is relatively easy to bear, what stings is justice Menger, Karl It’s vain to do with fewer what requires more Mill, John Stuart A Perpetual obstacle to human advancement is custom __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)