Lyrics you change on purpose - Page 2

b119a · August 19th, 2016, 07:43 PM

They got the shapely bodies. They got the Steely Dan Tshirts.

They got the Chevrolet bodies. They get t'hear the Steely Dan rehearse"

**ManofKent** · August 20th, 2016, 12:17 PM

How about Van Morrison's Brown Arsed Girl, about a girl with diarrhea?

**Mal Hombre** · August 20th, 2016, 12:24 PM

"Write Your name across My arse" Terence Trent D'Arby

WURZ · August 20th, 2016, 04:26 PM

"Hey Teacher, Leave those kids alone"

"Oi Saville, Leave those kids alone"

Another brick in the wall-Pink Floyd....................

**wimbo77** · August 20th, 2016, 04:29 PM

" Stand by your man ''

" Stand by your van ''

**ManofKent** · August 21st, 2016, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WURZ

"Hey Teacher, Leave those kids alone"

"Oi Saville, Leave those kids alone"

Another brick in the wall-Pink Floyd....................

When Michael Gove become Minister for Education a lot of people (especially the Teachers Unions) complained bitterly about the reforms for education that he was proposing at the time.

At the time every time I heard that song in my mind I replaced the word teacher with 'Michael'.

I'm surprised no one else thought of this at the time (especially the Teachers Unions).

Solid · August 21st, 2016, 01:06 PM

Bald Headed Woman - Tavares

**moreteavicar** · August 21st, 2016, 02:12 PM

I remember during some rail disputes with the unions in the 90s when there were various strikes:

Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp when will the trains come back

**wimbo77** · August 21st, 2016, 02:31 PM

Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls

Have you got it do you get it
If so how often
Which do you choose
A hard or soft option

Have you gone too gay
If so how often
Which do you choose
A hard or soft option

Estreeter · August 21st, 2016, 03:00 PM

Logged on to a PC at the library
Looked at all the IE browser history, there was
Some normal pages, some research, but
Ninety-nine percent of it was hardcore smut

Porn in the U.S.A.
It was porn in the U.S.A.
It was porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.

Some worried parents got real in a stew
Our little kiddies can see all this too
With a maximum of pressure the senate cracked
Brought in the Children's Internet Protection Act

Porn in the U.S.A.
It was porn in the U.S.A.
It was porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.

Forcing use of filters has been shot down before
Free speech is well protected by law
So they came up with a ruse for another bash
If you don't cut it out, we'll cut off your cash

The civil rights crew said they were appalled
Forcing libraries to have filters installed
But the bandwagon had kinda snowballed

The librarians said it doesn't happen much
A pornophile who needs that human touch

The ALA joined forces with ACLU
Filter our web content we ain't gonna do
On the First Amendment this one will be fought
We'll take it all the way up to the Supreme Court

Porn in the U.S.A.
It was porn in the U.S.A.
It was porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.

If ACLU get their way
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
I'm going to the library in the U.S.A.

August 20th, 2016, 12:24 PM	#13
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,640 Thanked 855,714 Times in 57,565 Posts	"Write Your name across My arse" Terence Trent D'Arby __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 20th, 2016, 04:26 PM	#14
WURZ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 332 Thanks: 4,271 Thanked 9,666 Times in 305 Posts	"Hey Teacher, Leave those kids alone" "Oi Saville, Leave those kids alone" Another brick in the wall-Pink Floyd.................... __________________ FTW..AFU

August 20th, 2016, 04:29 PM	#15
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	" Stand by your man '' " Stand by your van '' __________________

August 21st, 2016, 02:12 PM	#18
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,133 Times in 1,256 Posts	I remember during some rail disputes with the unions in the 90s when there were various strikes: Jimmy, oh Jimmy Knapp when will the trains come back __________________ 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

August 21st, 2016, 02:31 PM	#19
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls Have you got it do you get it If so how often Which do you choose A hard or soft option Have you gone too gay If so how often Which do you choose A hard or soft option __________________

August 19th, 2016, 07:43 PM	#11
b119a Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 415 Thanks: 3,691 Thanked 2,945 Times in 387 Posts	They got the shapely bodies. They got the Steely Dan Tshirts. They got the Chevrolet bodies. They get t'hear the Steely Dan rehearse"

August 20th, 2016, 12:17 PM	#12
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	How about Van Morrison's Brown Arsed Girl, about a girl with diarrhea?

August 21st, 2016, 01:06 PM	#17
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,939 Times in 199 Posts	Bald Headed Woman - Tavares

August 21st, 2016, 03:00 PM	#20
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,827 Times in 60,322 Posts	Heard this ages ago Logged on to a PC at the library Looked at all the IE browser history, there was Some normal pages, some research, but Ninety-nine percent of it was hardcore smut Porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. Some worried parents got real in a stew Our little kiddies can see all this too With a maximum of pressure the senate cracked Brought in the Children's Internet Protection Act Porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. Forcing use of filters has been shot down before Free speech is well protected by law So they came up with a ruse for another bash If you don't cut it out, we'll cut off your cash The civil rights crew said they were appalled Forcing libraries to have filters installed But the bandwagon had kinda snowballed The librarians said it doesn't happen much A pornophile who needs that human touch The ALA joined forces with ACLU Filter our web content we ain't gonna do On the First Amendment this one will be fought We'll take it all the way up to the Supreme Court Porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. It was porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. If ACLU get their way Porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. Porn in the U.S.A. I'm going to the library in the U.S.A. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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