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Old December 28th, 2017, 07:11 AM   #51
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Colonel Scarlet , in the billiard room , having "Accidentally" sat on the candle stick, for a triple letter swear word score , without stopping to collect two hundred Peso`s , hence avoiding jail , in a two man cell with nine sexuality suspect Mexicans called Jesus , who all declare , I'm going to sink your battleship !


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Old December 28th, 2017, 02:24 PM   #52
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I see your four ace`s Sir (Not that he likes to talk about it, as prefers us common folk to think we`re also one of him ) Greenman , and raise you.

Colonel Scarlet , in the billiard room , having "Accidentally" sat on the candle stick, for a triple letter swear word score , without stopping to collect two hundred Peso`s , hence avoiding jail , in a two man cell with nine sexuality suspect Mexicans called Jesus , who all declare , I'm going to sink your battleship !
Battleship be damned! I've got two wheat and three ore, so I'm going to build a city and call it El Paso from where my priest, three warriors, two rogues and two wizards will complete the quest which gives me 0 points, but 10 gold and the ability to play an Intrigue card, which allows me to draw two cards, both of which are black, so I can build the rail line from El Paso to Los Angeles, then I'll go down to Sydney, clear out the three disease cubes to prevent an outbreak, then take five of the gold, buy a warhorse so I can kill the dragon in the woods.
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