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Granted. Eager to make up for past cock-ups, deaf genie shrinks your enlarged prostrate to normal size. Now you're happy you can tinkle.
I wish to be the Mysterious Stranger. |
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December 15th, 2017, 08:32 PM | #3542 |
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Wish granted. But like most strangers. SOmebody calls the cops on you.
I wish it would be more acceptable to see real sex scenes in movies. |
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December 16th, 2017, 05:17 PM | #3543 |
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Wish granted. Olivia de Havilland and Kirk Douglas team up to do a movie comedy called "Assisted Living".
You decide to watch, and after enduring 15 minutes of close ups featuring white wispy pubic hair and withered genitals you swear off sex and become a cloistered monk. I wish for a mansion in Bali.
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Wish granted. I get you a mansion - you never said it had to be lifesize.
I wish most of the great comedians from the 70ties would return from heaven in order to entertain us once a week |
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Wish granted, however, things have changed so much since the 1970's that when these comedians come back from heaven they think they are now in hell. Nothing looks familiar, and none of the people in the audience laugh at their jokes. Whe they get back to their hotel room on the 25th floor of the MGM Grand hotel in Las Vegas they throw themselves out the nearest window.
I want a flying car. It has a shield around it so it can't be detected by the military or air traffic control radar screens and can't be detected by military drones. It has a full tank of fuel and an avoidance system that allows it to not crash into buildings or other planes. |
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I wish I had a watch that is shockproof, waterproof, heatproof, dustproof and has a button that can stop time for an hour for everything and everyone except me. |
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March 2nd, 2018, 11:16 AM | #3547 |
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Wish granted, but you should know by now that changes in time can have dire consequences. You push the button on your watch that stops time, and you suddenly disappear because the events that caused your mother and father to get together never happened, so you were never born.
I wish that I could become invisible at will and return to visibility. |
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Wish granted. Although you are invisible, dogs can still smell you. As you are kneeling down on the corner of Michigan Avenue and peering up a hot girl's skirt, a passing Doberman lunges free of its master's grip, and snarling, sinks its fangs deeply into your ass.
Screaming, you jump up with your head still under the skirt. Your forehead massively bruises the hot girl's pussy. Howling in pain and bewilderment, she pushes blindly at you and knocks you out into the street, where you are crushed into red sludge by a passing garbage truck. The driver never saw you and slowed... because you were invisible. I wish to be the dictator of a South American country.
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Wish granted. You are the dictator of Bunga-Bunga Island that was claimed by Argentina. However, the island was short lived because an undersea volcano destroyed and sank the island. You got off the island just in time to be eaten by a group of great white sharks!
I wish I could tap any woman on her shoulder on the street and she would be so enamored by me that we could go to any hotel or motel and make passionate love all day and night. |
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I wish that Uschi Digard comes out of retirement and does documentaries on the sexploitation era of movies with a Netflix deal and a live movie tour across the states and abroad with me as her personal production “assistant” |
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