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Old 02-18-2018, 02:25 PM   #2991
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Old 02-18-2018, 05:28 PM   #2993
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Gee I thought my borrowing of TM's recent frequent use of the arrow motif would have made it clear that these are how my braid processed his claim of heterosexuality - with a disclaimer.

Oh well. We can't all be smart enough to interpret the obvious correctly. Just like we can't all be winners

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Old 02-18-2018, 06:17 PM   #2994
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Gee I thought my borrowing of TM's recent frequent use of the arrow motif would have made it clear that these are how my braid processed his claim of heterosexuality - with a disclaimer.

Oh well. We can't all be smart enough to interpret the obvious correctly. Just like we can't all be winners

I see now. I thought the arrow was some LBGT--- thing.
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Old 02-18-2018, 10:50 PM   #2995
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Let's see. You:

1) Admitted to tasting your own semen on purpose.

2) Post memes of women and then talk about being fucked as though you are them.

3) You drink craft beer.

I calculate that you are 10% gay.

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