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Old 02-16-2018, 08:22 PM   #9071
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Default Porn: An Annual Report

Thank you for joining this call. We're pleased to present our annual collections report. It shows a robust growth not only in volume and quality.

While we are challenged to expand capacity in the very near term and supply appropriate backup soon after that, we believe we have one of the strongest asset portfolios in digital pornography available.

Here are the highlights from our audit, completed per the custom on Valentine's Day.

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(Lucy L'Vette/Digital Desire]
  • Images: 5,840,202 (3.03 TB)
  • Videos: 22,215 (4.99 TB)
  • Total: 8.02 TB


(Wow! Thatís a lot of porn! / Samantha Boik, Denver Broncos Cheerleaders)
  • Average images downloaded per day: 3,255 (1.69 GB)
  • Average image size: 519 KB


Jenna Haze in Just Jenna (Jules Jordan Video, 2010)
  • Average videos downloaded per day: 12.3 (2.59 GB)
  • Average video size: 214.23 MB


(Tessa Fowler)
  • Storage capacity: 8.5 TB
  • Average daily download: 4.16 GB
  • Days until capacity exhausted: 98 (May 24, 2018)


(Morgan Welsh and Michelle Douglas of the LSU Golden Girls danceline)
  • Total slideshow length (3 sec. per image): 202 days, 18 hours, 50 minutes, 6 seconds
  • Total video length: 194 days, 0 hours, 39 minutes, 12 seconds
  • Total masturbation session: 1 year, 31 days, 13 hours, 29 minutes, 18 seconds.


(Gina LaMarca/Penthouse)

Theoretical measurements:
  • Orgasms (1 per 20 min., assumed; this is also expressed as the danni, explained here): 28,570
  • Cum (3.7 ml ejaculation, in L): 105.71
  • Cum (3.7 ml ejaculation, in US gallons): 27.92


(Tobi Pacific/Cum on Her Face.com)

As you can see we outperformed our acquisitions projection of last year, which had us maximizing capacity sometime by July. In reality storage was exhausted two weeks ago and while some savings have been realized through duplication reduction, new drive capacity is urgent and is currently being explored.

Nonetheless, every byte is backed up. We're confident that if a major incident were to occur ó war, zombie outbreak, the end of the Internet as we know it ó we are prepared.

Here are six images that are 519 KB, the average image size of the collection.




And here are two videos that match the average video size. Credit to original uploaders.

Houston, in "Sweet Surrender." (originally posted 1-10-2012 by ricky101, now rehosted by me on MediaFire)



And Colleen Brennan in "She Loves the Four-X Feeling" originally uploaded 10-18-2016 by lameneshma.

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Colleen Brennan - She Loves the Four-X Feeling

Scene 3





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Old 02-16-2018, 08:24 PM   #9072
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picking through your last "Hot Pink" post...

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And here is the rest of the 214.



All eight of these gals are candidates for my personal gallon club.
I might even be able to rank them in order.
Absolute dead certs are Brandy Ledford (aka Ginny)
and the Slavic woman who cannot be posted here.
You may be surprised to learn that
Brandy would be my #1 sperm earner here.
I wouldn't be surprised if LeAndra Forrester
made the list too, as I've often been mesmerized
by her torpedo tits. The rest have also garnered
a significant amount of dick-stroking time.

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I have a peculiar way of sorting my library but the go-to list ó which is somewhat arbitrary, involves both vintage and modern models, girls with very long catalogs and some with fewer than 100 images ó is called Pussy Goddesses. There are 73 in that pantheon as of right now, but it is in need of an update and reclassification.

I dated a librarian several years ago and she helped me organize my porn, believe it or not. It was so much fun. "If you like big tits, you should have girls organized by big tits," she said matter-of-factly. It was all about knowing where to find things, rather than classification for classification's sake. But I like the idea of a Dewey decimal system for porn. That, however, would be a yearslong project.

My girlfriend was an absolute doppelganger for Rebekah Dee, who cannot be posted here. Please trust me that is the truth, and yes, that includes her wonderful breasts. We split years ago, amicably, after realizing we couldn't be compatible for long term. But fucking her was so much fun. Sigh, the memories.
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Revision, March 2018: I deduped the entire gallery and uploaded it to Pixhost, which is a better image hosting service (fewer lost pictures, .zipped galleries).

313 images in this gallery (pixhost.to)

The entire library (March 2013 to February 2018) is linked here.

Feel free to PM me for any model IDs.

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Moving along with additional insight into my porn folder, here is Hot Pink.

Viewed in order (and the galleries are arranged that way) it's a window into what grabbed my attention at that point in time. Iím sharing it to see if it resonates with others.

And now here's Hot Pink for July 2015, first of three parts, 313 images in all. So this post will go in batches of 105, 104 and 104. Enjoy!

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With Windows 10 Creator update, you can finally use symbolic links (symlinks) in NTFS like we have had on i-Node file systems (Linux Ext/XFS, Solaris UFS/ZFS, etc...) for decades. No administrator privileges or other funkiness required.

I organize women by, simply, their name.
I have one set of directories for pictures, another for videos, a 3rd for gifs.

Then I have several 'theme' directories. I can then symlink to the ladies as a see fit. That way I can symlink all over the place, as I desire, for whatever 'classifications' I want.

This way I only have one copy of any file, and one simple, main repository that is by the woman's name. Everything else is links.


Side note: I actually go a step further, with hard links of files into subdirectories under each babe by themes (frontal, ass, side, various positions, etc...), and then symlink those to 'favorites' directories as well. Say all the "spoon fucking position" ladies, and they are symlinks to the favorites subdirectory under the babe, by name, directory. But NTFS cannot natively do this, and I don't recommend the non-native, POSIX compatibility layer for UNIX to hard links (it is a mess using an 'i-Node' via a file emulation, and may not work in future versions).
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