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Old 02-12-2018, 01:09 PM   #1891
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The broccoli did it. One of my favorite veggies(not a favorite of former U.S. president George H.W. Bush)!

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Old 02-14-2018, 10:34 AM   #1894
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There is nothing wrong with me. I drink about 44 ounces of water per day and I have been doing that for the last 30 years.
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