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Old 02-10-2018, 02:35 PM   #5441
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Orgasm. If you make a girl cum so hard she loses control of her bowels , you're good.

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Multigrain roll. Rye is for spicy meats.

Basement rec room with bar and pool table or private swimming pool?
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Basement rec room with bar and pool table even though I don't drink and I don't play pool. To attract ladies though, fine, I can't swim well.

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American. Google "unsanitary imports" if you want to know why.

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No, do not.

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