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Old 02-11-2018, 01:28 AM   #5451
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Multigrain roll. Rye is for spicy meats.

Basement rec room with bar and pool table or private swimming pool?
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Multigrain roll. Rye is for spicy meats.

Basement rec room with bar and pool table or private swimming pool?
Basement rec room with bar and pool table even though I don't drink and I don't play pool. To attract ladies though, fine, I can't swim well.

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American grown fruits or the same fruits imported?
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American. Google "unsanitary imports" if you want to know why.

Cigar box or shoebox?
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Snow in the winter or rain in the spring?
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When it rains do you or do you not always take an umbrella with you when going outside?
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No, do not.

Russians or Ukrainians?
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LOVE to wake up to birds singing.

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