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Old 02-10-2018, 09:46 PM   #13371
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What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red Paint.
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Old 02-10-2018, 10:02 PM   #13372
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I started a company making incontinence underwear but it all fell through..
Got washed away in a flood...
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Last night my wife went down.........


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Old 02-11-2018, 04:59 AM   #13374
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Where was cloning first conceived?

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Old 02-11-2018, 05:09 AM   #13375
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Me Being A Smartass Chapter 1: At The Checkout

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag, sir?
Me: No. Just leave it in the carton.
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Torres had died and gone to heaven
St. Peter had one question before he could let Torres enter the God's kingdom
"What is the name of god's son"
"Jesus"
"No. You have to go to the other place."
"But I Said Jesus"
"no, You said Hesus"
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Meditation? Let me have a think about it.
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Asked a member of the Flat Earth Society to describe the form of a sphere
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I saw this sweet poor old lady fall down the stairs and hurt herself this morning. At least I assume she was poor because I didnít find more than 3 dollars in her wallet.
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