The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread ! - Page 10

MaxJoker · April 27th, 2012, 03:21 PM

Heard the latest

Looks like smitten love birds Julia Roberts and Kiefer Sutherland are indeed going to tie the knot

I predict a long and happy Hollywood marriage

Estreeter · April 28th, 2012, 01:22 PM

Santa Maria members, If you see an ad in your local papers looking for crew members for a ship sailing west from Spain and this man and ship are pictured

Don't answer the ad and above all, Don't board the ship,

because if you do

You'll fall off the end of the Earth

**theequestrian** · May 16th, 2012, 02:37 AM

President Ford Shot in Head - Bullet in critical condition!

MaxJoker · May 22nd, 2012, 09:53 AM

Lifelong heterosexual and committed balladeer Barry Manilow refutes claims he allows access to his tradesman`s entrance !

" I`d sooner go under the surgeons knife than sit on a boiling Bratwurst , and vanity sure ain`t in my vocabulary !"

Angrily claimed the naturally youthful crooner .

Pictured here after head butting a Hornets nest for a week.

I guess

MaxJoker · May 23rd, 2012, 03:13 PM

Tired of making your own burgers by hunting an animal , slicing off a chunk and mincing it into patties. Planting corn , harvesting it then grinding it into flour and baking a bun ?.

Well then now it`s time to put your feet up and let a brand new company do the hard work for you

They`re called McDonald`s , and although that`s a Scotch name believe me they`re not utterly mean bastards and intend to serve generous portions. Generous and healthy , along with always serving it with a beaming smile.

Because this totally ethical non slash and burn Brazilian rain forest`s to carrel steroid filled cows in company, is all about quality food to help maintain a long lived customer base .

Hmmmmm super size me baby

Estreeter · May 23rd, 2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Tired of making your own burgers by hunting an animal , slicing off a chunk and mincing it into patties. Planting corn , harvesting it then grinding it into flour and baking a bun ?.

Well then now it`s time to put your feet up and let a brand new company do the hard work for you

They`re called McDonald`s , and although that`s a Scotch name believe me they`re not utterly mean bastards and intend to serve generous portions. Generous and healthy , along with always serving it with a beaming smile.

Because this totally ethical non slash and burn Brazilian rain forest`s to carrel steroid filled cows in company, is all about quality food to help maintain a long lived customer base .

I heard something about that, something about merging with a computer or software company or something.............Could be real good for us all in providing quality products

Estreeter · June 10th, 2012, 06:10 PM

F.B.I Director

J Edgar Hoover...Gay

Now way.........Can't be true

If it is, I better use it against him and bribe him before he meets his maker

**Nobody1** · June 10th, 2012, 08:52 PM

Do you feel tired, exhausted and totally depressed ? Are you ever woken up in the middle of the night and have secretely caressed your shiny nickel-plated 45 Colt M1911 with the beautiful perl grip plates? Or just a dirty piece of rope ? Do you suffer from malaria, general debility, nervous prostration, pain or hypochondria ? Or insanity, dementia, hysteria and migraine ?

Then you can now be helped. I've read there are some new all-purpose medicine tonics. Very good for the nerves and completely safe. Pure miracles of modern science. I've already tried it and can only recommend it to anyone.

1 2 3 4

They are also suitable in dissolved form as a cough syrup or sedative for children and infants.

Source

MaxJoker · June 13th, 2012, 04:35 PM

Gay , i mean hey now .
Anybody else totally loving that ultra heterosexual new pop sensation Ricky Martin and his bum splitting, erm sorry , chart breaking hit livin la vida loca.
In the song he talks about a hot woman and how she turns him on so much she`ll make him fall.
Must admit personally i`m very relived that at last us lovers of useless pointless not even worthy of being used as elevator muzak finally have such a manly artist to admire.

Fact all i need now is for him to marry Martina Navratilova and my celebrity obsessed lame life would be complete

What beautiful children they`d have as well , ok provided they adopted

**rotobott** · June 13th, 2012, 04:53 PM

I disagree, they should be allowed to breed.

A daughter could grow up to be a world class athlete like Martina.

A son could grow up to be a world class singer like David Bowie

April 27th, 2012, 03:21 PM	#91
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Heard the latest Looks like smitten love birds Julia Roberts and Kiefer Sutherland are indeed going to tie the knot I predict a long and happy Hollywood marriage __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 28th, 2012, 01:22 PM	#92
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,738 Times in 60,308 Posts	Santa Maria members, If you see an ad in your local papers looking for crew members for a ship sailing west from Spain and this man and ship are pictured Don't answer the ad and above all, Don't board the ship, because if you do You'll fall off the end of the Earth __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 16th, 2012, 02:37 AM	#93
theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,707 Times in 1,156 Posts	President Ford Shot in Head - Bullet in critical condition! __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian

May 22nd, 2012, 09:53 AM	#94
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	This just in , out and in again ! Lifelong heterosexual and committed balladeer Barry Manilow refutes claims he allows access to his tradesman`s entrance ! " I`d sooner go under the surgeons knife than sit on a boiling Bratwurst , and vanity sure ain`t in my vocabulary !" Angrily claimed the naturally youthful crooner . Pictured here after head butting a Hornets nest for a week. I guess __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 23rd, 2012, 03:13 PM	#95
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Tired of making your own burgers by hunting an animal , slicing off a chunk and mincing it into patties. Planting corn , harvesting it then grinding it into flour and baking a bun ?. Well then now it`s time to put your feet up and let a brand new company do the hard work for you They`re called McDonald`s , and although that`s a Scotch name believe me they`re not utterly mean bastards and intend to serve generous portions. Generous and healthy , along with always serving it with a beaming smile. Because this totally ethical non slash and burn Brazilian rain forest`s to carrel steroid filled cows in company, is all about quality food to help maintain a long lived customer base . Hmmmmm super size me baby __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 10th, 2012, 06:10 PM	#97
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,738 Times in 60,308 Posts	F.B.I Director J Edgar Hoover...Gay Now way.........Can't be true If it is, I better use it against him and bribe him before he meets his maker __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 10th, 2012, 08:52 PM	#98
Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	Do you feel tired, exhausted and totally depressed ? Are you ever woken up in the middle of the night and have secretely caressed your shiny nickel-plated 45 Colt M1911 with the beautiful perl grip plates? Or just a dirty piece of rope ? Do you suffer from malaria, general debility, nervous prostration, pain or hypochondria ? Or insanity, dementia, hysteria and migraine ? Then you can now be helped. I've read there are some new all-purpose medicine tonics. Very good for the nerves and completely safe. Pure miracles of modern science. I've already tried it and can only recommend it to anyone. 1 2 3 4 They are also suitable in dissolved form as a cough syrup or sedative for children and infants. Source Last edited by Nobody1; June 10th, 2012 at 09:13 PM..

June 13th, 2012, 04:35 PM	#99
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Gay , i mean hey now . Anybody else totally loving that ultra heterosexual new pop sensation Ricky Martin and his bum splitting, erm sorry , chart breaking hit livin la vida loca. In the song he talks about a hot woman and how she turns him on so much she`ll make him fall. Must admit personally i`m very relived that at last us lovers of useless pointless not even worthy of being used as elevator muzak finally have such a manly artist to admire. Fact all i need now is for him to marry Martina Navratilova and my celebrity obsessed lame life would be complete What beautiful children they`d have as well , ok provided they adopted __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 13th, 2012, 04:53 PM	#100
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,103 Thanks: 174,766 Thanked 634,543 Times in 31,424 Posts	I disagree, they should be allowed to breed. A daughter could grow up to be a world class athlete like Martina. A son could grow up to be a world class singer like David Bowie

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