Things You`ll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!! - Page 2

**shodan2011** · October 2nd, 2011, 02:15 PM

I'll never try and keep up with a whisky drinker again. One Christmas, I went to a party and my uncle supplied the drinks. Some beer at the start, which was OK, but then the beer run out. My uncle then decided to bring in whisky bottle ofter whisky bottle. I dread to think how much whisky I drunk that night. It must have been almost two bottles of the stuff.

That wasn't the worst part - I found that getting drunk on whisky brought out a dark side, which no one liked. So the whisky has been knocked on the head.

**sweatyhat** · October 2nd, 2011, 02:32 PM

I have to thank Shodan for jogging my memory of a rather unpleasant occurrence during my youth.
After spending an evening at the workman's club drinking Olde English Cider, me and my best mate nearly came to blows. So I have not, and will never, touch the stuff again.
It smells like bananas and turned us both bananas too.

**Greenman** · October 2nd, 2011, 02:52 PM

Hmm I suppose the usual:
Never be thin again-not that I was that thin when I was younger anyway
Never play cricket in the park in a tracksuit with my friend because at our age it would just be wrong

Ride my bike(which was nicked last year) unless I get a new one.
Run for a bus-I get cramp in my legs now
Wear shorter socks-it looks bad with shorts

Go abroad on long-haul flights-hate em, too long, boring and you have to wear those incredibly long flight socks so you don't get DVT!! (I've been to the USA, Australia, U.A.E., China etc so it won't be missed anyway)
Ask Blue Peter for a BP badge I've coveted for my collection for years! Curse you Biddy Baxter!!

**blondifan** · October 2nd, 2011, 03:21 PM

i think i may be too old to eat multiple deserts.

i better go eat a loaf of bread, to settle my stomach.

cbgb · October 2nd, 2011, 06:25 PM

go for a piss after cutting up scotch bonnet chillis.
i actually rested my cock and a tub 0f natural yoghurt to try to stop the burn. and yes i did use the yoghurt for a cooling dip for the chilli i was making.

**exfarmer** · October 2nd, 2011, 08:08 PM

[QUOTE=sweatyhat;1776341]I have to thank Shodan for jogging my memory of a rather unpleasant occurrence during my youth.
After spending an evening at the workman's club drinking Olde English Cider

That reminded me of the very first time i got pissed. Drinking loads of Olde English Cider me and two mates drank six liters of the stuff.
We were 15 at the time and staying at one of my mates i got so pissed i threw up everywhere in the bathroom. It was on the floor, in the bath, up the wall and even on the ceiling. I was covered in it, my mates mum found us.
She stripped me naked washed me dressed me in some of my mates clothes and then my dad got called. He had to carry downstairs to the car and then put me to bed.
All i remember was going out and then waking up in my bed wearing someone else's clothes.
I've never been able to drink it since.

**rotobott** · October 2nd, 2011, 08:31 PM

Cider is good stuff, some people can take it, some people can't there's no shame in that. I drink it all the time.

Give me whiskey, look at me wrong, and I will rip your face off.

Normally I'm a nice guy. weird innit.

**tabler** · October 2nd, 2011, 10:16 PM

Smoke a joint in an Amsterdam coffee house. I used to love those places.

http://travelblog.dailymail.co.uk/20...therlands.html

Estreeter · October 3rd, 2011, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

7) Celebrate my birthday or christmas or such like , i fear.

Guess I'll be returning that solid gold, diamond encrusted "Joker" one of a kind knuckle busters too the auction house

Things i'll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!!
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**otiscleotus** · October 5th, 2011, 06:43 AM

Put on a uniform.

I've done more than my fair share so it's fuck it as far as putting one on of any kind ever again.

October 2nd, 2011, 02:15 PM	#11
shodan2011 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: The Wild, Wild West Midlands Posts: 1,262 Thanks: 13,615 Thanked 20,242 Times in 1,279 Posts	I'll never try and keep up with a whisky drinker again. One Christmas, I went to a party and my uncle supplied the drinks. Some beer at the start, which was OK, but then the beer run out. My uncle then decided to bring in whisky bottle ofter whisky bottle. I dread to think how much whisky I drunk that night. It must have been almost two bottles of the stuff. That wasn't the worst part - I found that getting drunk on whisky brought out a dark side, which no one liked. So the whisky has been knocked on the head. __________________ Last Activity: 11-20-2011 05:11 PM

October 2nd, 2011, 02:32 PM	#12
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,919 Times in 10,563 Posts	Olde English Cider I have to thank Shodan for jogging my memory of a rather unpleasant occurrence during my youth. After spending an evening at the workman's club drinking Olde English Cider, me and my best mate nearly came to blows. So I have not, and will never, touch the stuff again. It smells like bananas and turned us both bananas too. __________________ Last edited by sweatyhat; October 2nd, 2011 at 02:51 PM..

October 2nd, 2011, 02:52 PM	#13
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,526 Times in 19,356 Posts	Hmm I suppose the usual: Never be thin again-not that I was that thin when I was younger anyway Never play cricket in the park in a tracksuit with my friend because at our age it would just be wrong Ride my bike(which was nicked last year) unless I get a new one. Run for a bus-I get cramp in my legs now Wear shorter socks-it looks bad with shorts Go abroad on long-haul flights-hate em, too long, boring and you have to wear those incredibly long flight socks so you don't get DVT!! (I've been to the USA, Australia, U.A.E., China etc so it won't be missed anyway) Ask Blue Peter for a BP badge I've coveted for my collection for years! Curse you Biddy Baxter!! __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

October 2nd, 2011, 08:08 PM	#16
exfarmer avvie pic by Estreeter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Essex, England Posts: 13,737 Thanks: 109,422 Thanked 182,658 Times in 13,045 Posts	[QUOTE=sweatyhat;1776341]I have to thank Shodan for jogging my memory of a rather unpleasant occurrence during my youth. After spending an evening at the workman's club drinking Olde English Cider That reminded me of the very first time i got pissed. Drinking loads of Olde English Cider me and two mates drank six liters of the stuff. We were 15 at the time and staying at one of my mates i got so pissed i threw up everywhere in the bathroom. It was on the floor, in the bath, up the wall and even on the ceiling. I was covered in it, my mates mum found us. She stripped me naked washed me dressed me in some of my mates clothes and then my dad got called. He had to carry downstairs to the car and then put me to bed. All i remember was going out and then waking up in my bed wearing someone else's clothes. I've never been able to drink it since. __________________ I no longer have time to upload videos, sorry.

October 2nd, 2011, 10:16 PM	#18
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,519 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Smoke a joint in an Amsterdam coffee house. I used to love those places. http://travelblog.dailymail.co.uk/20...therlands.html __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

October 2nd, 2011, 03:21 PM	#14
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,001 Thanked 60,211 Times in 4,401 Posts	i think i may be too old to eat multiple deserts. i better go eat a loaf of bread, to settle my stomach.

October 2nd, 2011, 06:25 PM	#15
cbgb Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 84 Thanks: 33 Thanked 531 Times in 70 Posts	go for a piss after cutting up scotch bonnet chillis. i actually rested my cock and a tub 0f natural yoghurt to try to stop the burn. and yes i did use the yoghurt for a cooling dip for the chilli i was making.

October 2nd, 2011, 08:31 PM	#17
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,111 Thanks: 174,800 Thanked 634,717 Times in 31,432 Posts	Cider is good stuff, some people can take it, some people can't there's no shame in that. I drink it all the time. Give me whiskey, look at me wrong, and I will rip your face off. Normally I'm a nice guy. weird innit.

October 5th, 2011, 06:43 AM	#20
otiscleotus Proprietor of the Baulsaglough Nuclear Waste Dump Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Minnebraska Posts: 5,424 Thanks: 26,442 Thanked 103,763 Times in 5,473 Posts	Put on a uniform. I've done more than my fair share so it's fuck it as far as putting one on of any kind ever again.