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January 4th, 2017, 01:26 PM | #61 |
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Biscuits fall apart in hot tea
It`s the hot tea
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February 14th, 2017, 11:10 AM | #62 |
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I prefer anal sex
Because I never, ever want kids. I used to be one and that was no fun for anyone. In fact I still am one (metaphorically) and it's still no fun for anyone, except me.
Personally I think girls bumholes are usually much prettier than vaginas. Provided they are bald and not prolapsing. |
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February 16th, 2017, 12:52 PM | #63 | |
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i thank you for reminding me how unattractive back door sex is though, prolapse....Urghh
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February 16th, 2017, 01:13 PM | #64 | |||
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Just as well I`m not into anal really , considering my girth is one foot squared
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Sheesh, you might has well have sex with an open wound
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February 26th, 2017, 03:39 PM | #65 |
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I refuse to accept Bill Paxton died yesterday
1) I've liked him since the 80`s and in every performance he`s given 2) 61 is no DAMN age 3) He made one of my all time low budget favorite films 4) Near dark is in my top three Vampire movies 5) From every account going he was one of this planets rare real genuine good guys 6) Coconut Pete rules I could go on. Instead I`ll go get another beer (Now you get that reason too) and toast his immortally. Ok so I`m daffy. Not like you didn't know Feel the same way about Raoul Julia , Miguel Ferrer etc and the Vet`s currently on extended sabbatical. As in we`ll see them again
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April 26th, 2019, 10:45 AM | #66 |
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