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January 27th, 2011, 06:32 PM | #21 |
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10 Reasons Why I Hate Winter
1. Very difficult to ogle women with the correct intensity when they are covered in seven layers of clothes.
2. Scaling Mt. Everest like snowbanks in order to put change into parking meters. 3. My penis gets even smaller when I venture outside in really cold weather. 4. Small victories such as unbridled happiness that tomorrow it may even get above freezing! 5. Twenty-three minutes of sunlight a week. 6. My natural skin color goes from "ashen" to "three week old corpse". 7. Weathermen on TV who seem to relish in our collective misery. 8. Weathermen on TV who terrorize us w/ doomsday snowstorm scenarios and super clever names like Snowzilla or Snowpacolypse. 9. Ruptured and pulled muscles from moving more snow than Tony Montana. 10. I saw a guy named Cliff with his tongue stuck on a pole.
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January 27th, 2011, 06:41 PM | #22 |
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January 27th, 2011, 06:50 PM | #23 |
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January 28th, 2011, 04:02 PM | #25 |
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Reasons why i like winter
1) I can wear a big coat to hide my portliness and not be looked at as if i`m a potential shoplifter. 2) It`s always fun to see people slip over on the ice , especially if they fall into the path of oncoming traffic. 3) The hot breath steam when i exhale makes it seem like i`m smoking , so i can pretend i`m cool. 4) I finally get to use all the scarfs i was given at Christmas , by wiping the condensation of my flats windows. 5) There are less big issue sellers in the city , and those that are there tend to have died of hypothermia . 6) My mother gets a fuel allowance , so can then be asked for a non repayable loan. 7) I have an excuse to eat soup , without feeling gay. 8) I enjoy the sound of hale hitting stuff . 9) It`s slightly easier for me to walk on water
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January 28th, 2011, 04:19 PM | #26 |
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Reasons why I prefer TV too females
The TV has a mute button The TV has an off button The TV can be controlled from a distance You don't have to talk too your TV You can always put the TV back in the box and take it back too the store
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April 9th, 2011, 09:49 PM | #27 |
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Reasons Why
I stand up to my girlfriend eventhough i place in jeopardy ever getting nookie again ! 1) I am an idiot End of reasons
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