X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn - Page 39

**bombermouse** · March 24th, 2017, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

That every male "Actor" is shockingly unendowed

Compared to us members I mean

So you're commenting on the members' members?

**bp666** · March 25th, 2017, 12:55 AM

460. Ladies shave their pubic hair into an arrow shape to point out where the fun place is.

e.g.

**bp666** · March 25th, 2017, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by old alal

456. 90% of men do not wear underpants.

456a. And none of them ever seem to catch their equipment in the zipper of their jeans!

**palo5** · March 25th, 2017, 01:18 AM

457. All American pizzas have holes like ring donuts. Don't ask, you know why. And all pizza boys have johnsons like baseball bats that fit through the holes

**ConstantOgler** · March 25th, 2017, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by bombermouse

So you're commenting on the members' members?

From all I see members' members is a Very Important Point, always relevant, and can properly be raised in any thread at any time.

**old alal** · March 28th, 2017, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ConstantOgler

From all I see members' members is a Very Important Point, always relevant, and can properly be raised in any thread at any time.

Not fair, our female members cannot raise their members at all!

Back on topic

463 (where we should be) All maids are there not to serve drinks, or clean, but to be "serviced" at any time by the houseowner, his wife or any friend who calls by.

**palo5** · March 28th, 2017, 05:45 PM

464. All women hold their boobs and masturbate their clitoris during sex

This was new to me, because I never saw this in real life, or in real-life partnerswap movies

**palo5** · March 29th, 2017, 05:34 PM

465. Modern mopes use their johnsons as general purpose tools. Occasionally they are used in vaginas, but more often they are used as picks on anuses, mouths, armpits, and as crowbars to separate feet that are clamped around them. They are also used to slap women's faces and other body parts. And in perverse films, to piss on them. In all films they are used as toys to be wagged around for no obvious purpose

**old alal** · March 30th, 2017, 10:07 AM

466. Semen is magic, it disappears. It can be ejaculated all over a part of a girl, then when a second load is delivered the first one has vanished.

**HugoHackenbush** · June 10th, 2017, 02:20 PM

467. Upon joining a gym or fitness center, you will be surprised to learn that the women working out there do not wear sneakers when working out, but instead wear high heels.

468. Also at said fitness center the women will not wear leotards, but instead will wear skimpy tops and loose fitting shorts so that you can easily ogle their tits and pussies when they bend over.

March 30th, 2017, 10:07 AM	#389
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	466. Semen is magic, it disappears. It can be ejaculated all over a part of a girl, then when a second load is delivered the first one has vanished. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

June 10th, 2017, 02:20 PM	#390
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,611 Times in 14,184 Posts	467. Upon joining a gym or fitness center, you will be surprised to learn that the women working out there do not wear sneakers when working out, but instead wear high heels. 468. Also at said fitness center the women will not wear leotards, but instead will wear skimpy tops and loose fitting shorts so that you can easily ogle their tits and pussies when they bend over. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

March 25th, 2017, 12:55 AM	#382
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,546 Thanked 14,184 Times in 1,074 Posts	460. Ladies shave their pubic hair into an arrow shape to point out where the fun place is. e.g.

March 25th, 2017, 01:18 AM	#384
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	457. All American pizzas have holes like ring donuts. Don't ask, you know why. And all pizza boys have johnsons like baseball bats that fit through the holes

March 28th, 2017, 05:45 PM	#387
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	464. All women hold their boobs and masturbate their clitoris during sex This was new to me, because I never saw this in real life, or in real-life partnerswap movies

March 29th, 2017, 05:34 PM	#388
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	465. Modern mopes use their johnsons as general purpose tools. Occasionally they are used in vaginas, but more often they are used as picks on anuses, mouths, armpits, and as crowbars to separate feet that are clamped around them. They are also used to slap women's faces and other body parts. And in perverse films, to piss on them. In all films they are used as toys to be wagged around for no obvious purpose