What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 97

**Arturo2nd** · February 26th, 2017, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboater

I went to a health clinic today. To enquire about an issue. This lead to me discovering that you can get a detailed report on your health by plucking a few of your hairs, putting it on some type of scanner that sends the information to some clinic in Hamburg. In which it returns the comprehensive health report in 15 mins.

Later on, I checked the world clock. It would've been between 1-2am in Hamburg!

Edit:. The report was 30 pages. And even revealed knowledge the specialist didn't know of ( as I hadn't told him), but I knew was true.

Yet another thing, the charts and lists of medications are much longer. Everyday, it's did I take my morning Meds? Then did I take my night time meds? Hard to believe I was voluntarily stuffing myself with drugs 50 years ago.

OldSchool47 · February 28th, 2017, 07:57 PM

"Gimme a break guys. Orange and green are tied for my 2nd favorite color."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZNQM1GUfp0

"I never said anything Van. The 1st girlfriend I had when I was in 8th grade has blue eyes."

MaxJoker · March 4th, 2017, 01:53 PM

That could have a chest infection

**Mal Hombre** · March 4th, 2017, 02:12 PM

Just like Brucie...Not that there's..etc..

MaxJoker · March 4th, 2017, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Just like Brucie...Not that there's..etc..

Has Saint Chin of Wigs got a chest infection

Didn't know that.
I figured he was now taking some bed rest.

Due to having spent years with his Mrs doing anything but resting in it.

The randy old stoat

MaxJoker · June 5th, 2017, 12:22 PM

Why Greenman has never visited Norwich

Estreeter · June 5th, 2017, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Why Greenman has never visited Norwich

So he's never collected his pay

Mate, I'm coming to Norwich and we'll collect it for him and make damn sure he get's the packet

of course we'll take our finders fee

MaxJoker · June 5th, 2017, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

So he's never collected his pay

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Mate, I'm coming to Norwich and we'll collect it for him and make damn sure he get's the packet

Sounds like a plan Mate

I've even put this packet aside for him

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

of course we'll take our finders fee

Sounds like an even better plan

Actually I`m sure it`s what he would have wanted

Estreeter · June 5th, 2017, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Sounds like an even better plan

Today, I learned you and I are good samaritans

**Roubignol** · June 6th, 2017, 05:25 PM

That some people in Occident still believe that the Earth is flat!

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