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May 10th, 2019, 01:08 AM	#14611
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May 10th, 2019, 12:53 PM	#14613
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May 10th, 2019, 01:11 PM	#14614
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May 10th, 2019, 03:11 PM	#14615
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 42,629 Thanked 61,359 Times in 7,548 Posts	What do you call a can opener if a woman uses it as a dildo? Please accept my apology.......too easy....unable to resist........am turning into a mutant hybrid of Dapper Laughs (should be prosecuted for fraudulent description) and Jim Davidson

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May 10th, 2019, 03:18 PM	#14616
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May 10th, 2019, 08:07 PM	#14618
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May 10th, 2019, 10:41 PM	#14620
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