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Old January 13th, 2017, 12:58 AM   #41
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Old January 13th, 2017, 09:20 AM   #42
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Old January 13th, 2017, 09:25 PM   #43
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I wonder how many posters to this thread will also appear in the 'VEF Members Rounded Up By Homeland Security After January 20th' one
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Hollywood knows a good angle when it sees one so it is bringing back "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood as a series.

For anyone who doesn't know the story, it is about a dystopian America which has been re-branded Republic of Gilead and is run by a hand full of fundamentalist Christians. The only people with rights are them, the only vision allowed is theirs. They preach morals and righteousness but practice neither.

The book is a good read and the movie with Robert Duvall is very well done. Youtube has clips.
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Hollywood knows a good angle when it sees one so it is bringing back "The Handmaid's Tale" by Margaret Atwood as a series.

For anyone who doesn't know the story, it is about a dystopian America which has been re-branded Republic of Gilead and is run by a hand full of fundamentalist Christians. The only people with rights are them, the only vision allowed is theirs. They preach morals and righteousness but practice neither.

The book is a good read and the movie with Robert Duvall is very well done. Youtube has clips.
The only thing that Republican Christians exhibit any 'morals' about are unborn foetuses, once they're born they couldn't give a flying fuck about them. Seems to be more of a fetish than morality.
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Old January 20th, 2017, 01:18 AM   #46
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second pic is Fred West and Rosemary West, they are serial killers.

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Old January 20th, 2017, 12:06 PM   #47
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After a long absence, The Twilight Zone returns with one of the most ambitious, expensive and controversial productions in broadcast history. Sci-fi writers have dabbled often with alternative history stories – among the most common is the “What If The Nazis Had Won The Second World War” setting – but this huge interactive virtual reality project, which will unfold on TV, in the press, and on Twitter over the next four years, sets out to build an ongoing alternative present. The story begins in a nightmarish version of 2017 in which huge sections of the US electorate have somehow been duped into voting to make Donald Trump president. It sounds far-fetched, and it is, but as it goes on it becomes more and more chillingly plausible. Today’s feature-length opener concentrates on the gaudy inauguration of President Trump, and the stirrings of protest and despair surrounding the ceremony, while pundits speculate gravely on what lies ahead. It’s a flawed piece, but a disturbing glimpse of the horrors we could stumble into, if we’re not careful.
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Old January 21st, 2017, 02:23 AM   #49
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