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Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
Kelly Osbourne 151 26.73%
Paris Hilton 136 24.07%
Amy Winehouse 254 44.96%
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Old May 3rd, 2017, 08:43 PM   #181
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So why wouldn't you?
I bloody would!
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Old May 4th, 2017, 07:51 PM   #182
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But.....Enough said..
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Hmmmm well her hands are tiny ...... Just saying
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Isn't that Edna Mode from The Incredibles?

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And She's just about the right height...
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And She's just about the right height...
how would you know..?..
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Just guessing...She's 4ft 9,I'm 6ft 4...
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I bloody would!
I would almost all women that Wimbo wouldn't.


But Camilla Parker Bowles. .. no way!
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I would I wouldn't enjoy it one bit
But I would enjoy threatening to release the photo's unless payment is made
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But I would enjoy threatening to release the photo's unless payment is made
I reckon Camilla would be of the "publish and be damned" school of thinking.
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