Well known women you never would , even if you could !

[MaxJoker]

Hopefully the title is self explanatory ( That means all relevant information is contained within ) , although if not then allow me to fully flesh out this thread on females you'd never jump even if you had a gun to your head and starter cables in your hand

It concerns known names that leave you and your giblets totally stone cold !

I`m talking about a women who even if you were trapped all alone on an island with for 19 months still wouldn't get a salute from your personal soldier !

Someone who does n-o-t-h-i-n-g for you and n-e-v-e-r would !

One who fits the bill bang on for me is

Katona




See i don`t care if Kezza has lost weight or cut back on the crack , there's only one way i`d hit on her .

If she was hanging upside down in a sack

[crazybikerme]

[Estreeter]

Oprah
If ya did, You'd more than likely end up on her show with a sob story of what a bad experience ya had and now need counseling, then she'd feel sorry for ya, give ya a hug and it would start all over again..................re-occuring nightmare

[hound dog]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Oprah

Besides the obvious physical reasons that Oprah is a complete turn off for me, its her voice that really sets me on edge. Her intonation and accentuation has an instant unpleasant effect on me, and will immediately drive me from the room if the remote is out of my hands and I can't change the channel. She narrated an Alistair Fothergil/BBC documentary, Life, and I just could not watch it. I tried, really, just couldn't do it.

[DEB JORDAN FAN]

Katie Price Nuff Said.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by DEB JORDAN FAN

Katie Price Nuff Said.

No never Katie = Jordan - Jordan - Jordan !

Know it might seem slightly insulting to your good namesake but this entity



Must never be allowed to get away from that name she invented !

That sex video selling then denying it ,drug taking while pregnant ,never written or thought of anything worthwhile ever, waste of saggy needle covered skin nothing must be hounded by that name until death



The skank wouldn't get a rise out of me even if she attached magnets around my dinky then held an anvil above her head

[DEB JORDAN FAN]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

No never Katie = Jordan - Jordan - Jordan !

Know it might seem slightly insulting to your good namesake but this entity



Must never be allowed to get away from that name she invented !

That sex video selling then denying it ,drug taking while pregnant ,never written or thought of anything worthwhile ever, waste of saggy needle covered skin nothing must be hounded by that name until death



The skank wouldn't get a rise out of me even if she attached magnets around my dinky then held an anvil above her head

Ur Right Of Course But 2 Me The Name Jordan, Is Synonymous With Beauty.

[rotobott]

To me she'll always be Katie.









Katie ( not at any bloody ) Price.

[BLUEDINGO]

Originally Posted by rotobott

To me she'll always be Katie.

Katie ( not at any bloody ) Price.

I agree rottsy; even getting her for free would still be a rip off...not that I've heard that's much of a challenge these days. In fact, at best, she's booby (every pun intended) prize in a bloody chook raffle...

[keefriff]

Wow! Good/bad choices Greenskull depending on how you look at it or wretch at it as the case may be. I have to go with the stunning Ms. Winehouse. First off, after her, ahem, "medicine" was depleted I think you would be dealing with an angry young woman. Granted, it may be kind of perversely pleasurable to watch her scratch herself in a vain attempt to get those "bloody spiders off me" and shake from the DT's but I think the bad would outweigh the good. As pale as a three week old corpse. As thin as a junki......I mean, a rail. Flatter (despite Mal Hombre's Avatar) than a board and a set of teeth that resemble the grill of a 1934 Plymouth. Shes hideous both inside and out and even on an island for 19 (!) months I wouldn't want to check her inside out.