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October 3rd, 2016, 02:10 PM | #2021 |
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2048 Make you cum Why I don't even want too cum, I'm only doing this so when I tell everyone we fucked I won't be lying
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October 4th, 2016, 03:23 AM | #2022 |
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2047a: With those horrendous grunting and snorting noises you make it sounds like there may be a few live ones under there too!
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October 16th, 2016, 04:32 PM | #2023 |
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2049=Has Ben Grimm would no doubt say:
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October 16th, 2016, 04:52 PM | #2024 |
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2050 ~ You do know wasn't kidding when I said this`ll cost you a grand right ?.. Hey calm down calm down. Is only a hundred for the act itself. The rest is for counseling to get me over the PTSD.
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October 16th, 2016, 05:33 PM | #2025 |
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2051. Do You mind if I put on "Shiny Groin" ?
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2052. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me that I've been sending love-tweets to Rihanna?
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October 17th, 2016, 04:36 PM | #2027 |
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2053 Honey, I've got an erection, but don't flatter yourself, you didn't cause it
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October 17th, 2016, 05:36 PM | #2028 |
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2054 ~ Ah so you`re as lazy in bed as your eyes are in your head
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October 24th, 2016, 06:32 PM | #2029 |
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2055. Is your mother coming to visit this week?
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