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February 27th, 2018, 03:16 PM
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February 27th, 2018, 03:34 PM
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 Max ain't logged on yet, if he does maybe he can fix my failing
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February 27th, 2018, 07:20 PM
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As if your joke made }[eywood feel unwell he must have a really low threshold  What`s red and crawls up women`s legs ? , An abortion with homesickness. 
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February 28th, 2018, 02:36 AM
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No joke Mate, That really happened
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February 28th, 2018, 01:40 PM
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How do you find the live Muslim in a pile of dead ones ? ,
Throw a bar of soap into the pile then shoot whomever stands up screaming .
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March 1st, 2018, 04:20 PM
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What`s little cute red and bubbly plus desperately thumps against the window before exploding ? ,
A baby in a microwave. 
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March 1st, 2018, 10:03 PM
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For years he had enjoyed sharing his name with one of the biggest names on tv.
Until that day when the truth about the star was revealed. For every since that day Rolf Harris have had a hard time. Last edited by ball7; March 3rd, 2018 at 06:25 PM.. |
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March 2nd, 2018, 06:47 AM
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Let me reiterate (That means repeat) ONCE again SICK and TWISTED jokes ONLY ONLY ONLY .... THANK`EEEE , there`s a thread for corny jokes plus ones for personal opinions and it isn't this. So such shall be removed from now on
Why do they boil water in China when women are giving birth ? , So that if its born dead they can make soup. 
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March 2nd, 2018, 12:43 PM
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March 2nd, 2018, 01:06 PM
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Also don't enjoy having to keep asking for the jokes to be consistent to thread title , since the vast majority have posted real sick twisted doozies
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 Hopefully from this point onwards they`ll indeed be only jokes that`ll rightly send us all to hell  Which means we`ll be reincarnated as non Fellow Forum Fellas  How do you get 100 babies into a bucket ? , With a blender. How do you get them out again ? , Doritos. 
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