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If a bloke shoves his cock in a womans mouth and she dont want it she never bites down.
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665. It is perfectly normal for two women who share a flat to dance around the flat dressed in only their knickers while drinking large amounts of liquor, while leaving the door to their flat wide open.
666. If you and your mate peer in the open doorway to investigate, you will not be screamed at to go away, instead you will invited in for a round of hot and heavy sex.
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667. All pussy farts are silent
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668 A fat ugly bastard like Ron Jeremy can get more action than the entire VEF membership
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A thirty year old woman in ankle socks or kneehigh stripey socks is considered 'barely legal' and the bloke never laughs out loud when he sees them.
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671 Pool boys spend more time screwing sunbathing women than actually cleaning swimming pools
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671 If two lesbians are caught by a bloke while having sex they immediately turn into straight nymphos
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672. dogs or any other pet(s) are not in bedroom watching the action
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673. In porn, lesbian women are really hot and extreamly attractive, unlike those in real life.
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