Charming Ditties "N" Chat Up Lines - Page 6

MaxJoker · January 4th, 2017, 01:33 PM

Babe when I saw you was stunned ,
All other women now shunned ,
Care not that you`re so life threatening rotund ,
Since learning of the trust fund

MaxJoker · March 15th, 2017, 01:47 PM

Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Cos here comes my willy

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're about to get fisted.

Roses are crap,
Violets are wanky,
Oooh I've just come,
Pass me a hanky.

MaxJoker · March 15th, 2017, 02:06 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are finer,
Chickens are fowl,
Just like your vagina.

Lamb is lamby ,
Pork is porky ,
You`d be alive now ,
If hadn't been so talky

Roses are white,
Spotlights are bright ,
Don't believe your grandma ,
Only raped her the once last night.

MaxJoker · August 12th, 2018, 03:59 PM

Mary had a little lamb ,
She kept it in a bucket ,
And every time that it got out ,
Her Welsh neighbour tried to ,
Catch it .

**Mal Hombre** · August 12th, 2018, 05:18 PM

Mary bought some vaseline,
She got some in a tube,
Because She knew that come the night,
She was going to need some lube..

**Mal Hombre** · August 28th, 2018, 06:32 PM

The Eiffel is straight,
Pisa's is listing,
Brace Yourself Love,
You're due for a fisting..

MaxJoker · August 29th, 2018, 03:09 PM

Dearest you mean the most to me ,
More warming than the sun ,
Deeper than the sea ,
Fact I love you like no other ,
Aside from Mal ,
Hey calm down bitch ,
He`s my Brother !

**PJayBr** · August 29th, 2018, 03:23 PM

Roses are red, violets are blue.
So goes the age old rhyme.
But I know that Violets are red and Roses are blue,
I've seen tham hanging out on the line.

MaxJoker · August 29th, 2018, 04:01 PM

Thank goodness for members like Player ,
That`s right the community spirited betrayer ,
A glorified guest who randomly contributes such ,
Appreciates barely at all sodding much ,
Yet keeps posting on threads ,
As if we all care what he say`er.

**Mal Hombre** · October 11th, 2018, 10:26 PM

Walls are painted
Ceilings are plastered
Stop shagging the cat
You kinky old bastard..

January 4th, 2017, 01:33 PM	#51
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	WhoooooHaaaaaa Babe when I saw you was stunned , All other women now shunned , Care not that you`re so life threatening rotund , Since learning of the trust fund __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 15th, 2017, 01:47 PM	#52
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Roses are stupid, Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cos here comes my willy Roses are straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, You're about to get fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wanky, Oooh I've just come, Pass me a hanky. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 15th, 2017, 02:06 PM	#53
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	What ? Roses are red, Violets are finer, Chickens are fowl, Just like your vagina. Lamb is lamby , Pork is porky , You`d be alive now , If hadn't been so talky Roses are white, Spotlights are bright , Don't believe your grandma , Only raped her the once last night. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 12th, 2018, 03:59 PM	#54
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Charming Ditties Mary had a little lamb , She kept it in a bucket , And every time that it got out , Her Welsh neighbour tried to , Catch it . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 12th, 2018, 05:18 PM	#55
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,632 Times in 57,558 Posts	Mary bought some vaseline, She got some in a tube, Because She knew that come the night, She was going to need some lube.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 28th, 2018, 06:32 PM	#56
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,632 Times in 57,558 Posts	The Eiffel is straight, Pisa's is listing, Brace Yourself Love, You're due for a fisting.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 29th, 2018, 03:09 PM	#57
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Are we still together ? . Well , what do you think that shallow grave was for ?? Dearest you mean the most to me , More warming than the sun , Deeper than the sea , Fact I love you like no other , Aside from Mal , Hey calm down bitch , He`s my Brother ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 29th, 2018, 03:23 PM	#58
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,686 Times in 1,280 Posts	Roses are red, violets are blue. So goes the age old rhyme. But I know that Violets are red and Roses are blue, I've seen tham hanging out on the line.

August 29th, 2018, 04:01 PM	#59
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Thank goodness for members like Player , That`s right the community spirited betrayer , A glorified guest who randomly contributes such , Appreciates barely at all sodding much , Yet keeps posting on threads , As if we all care what he say`er. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 11th, 2018, 10:26 PM	#60
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,632 Times in 57,558 Posts	Walls are painted Ceilings are plastered Stop shagging the cat You kinky old bastard.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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