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Old January 7th, 2017, 10:13 PM   #851
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After having to put Penny to sleep one of the things I missed the most is her greeting me at the door after coming home from work each day. Look at these gif's and you'll see why.


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all dogs that I had (images are symbolic)


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Old January 18th, 2017, 04:28 PM   #854
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found this today.

Ode To The Dog

Of all God's creatures mankind had the most to learn,
Loyalty, Devotion, Courage, Steadfastness, Tenderness and
Unquestioning Love.
All traits that man lacked.
So He sent us a teacher, a companion to teach us by example.

(sounds like every dog I've known)

Judgement Day

On Judgement Day Saint Peter stands,
A list of virtues in his hands.
As all the souls in silence wait
To see who'll pass through heaven's gate.
"You'll enter first," he says, "if you can
swear your heart was always true.
And you were constant to the end,
A steadfast, loyal, devoted friend.
Never spiteful, never mean,
Unchanging through good times and lean.
With no desire but this: to be
allowed to love eternally."
And this is why Saint Peter's hand
Throws wide the heavenly portals, and
With wagging tails and shining eyes
The dogs walk into paradise.
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He left her another one yesterday. We live in a apartment with a roof top garden that the dogs can't access unless we let them up there and their only other outdoor space is a wide balcony or when we take them out for a walk. So where the fcuk does he find them?
Hoozah! We have solved the mystery. He has been taking credit for something he didn't do. The neighbour's cat has been killing mice and rats it finds in the nearby dunes and then our Basil steals them off the cat and gives them to my wife.
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when things get me down (far too much to list here) there are a few vids that always make me smile. Here's one:
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Yes, I know it's an advertisement for an ad agency but the dog really makes me smile. Dog really wants to be adopted.
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garthok newo's post above reminded me of this cartoon a friend sent me after I put Penny to sleep. Very touching.





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Smile A couple nice stories.

"This dog's name is Negão and he's the cutest gas station employee in the world. He was abandoned by his previous owners and when Sabrina Plannerer purchased a Shell station she adopted him and gave him a job. Now he greets the customers, gives kisses and gets lots of scratches behind the ears."








"Conservation Officer Levi Knach and Kenobi make a great team. Kenobi loves working with Levi and when they recently posed together for a photo shoot Kenobi couldn't contain his excitement."





If you have a dog I'll bet you can relate to this.


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