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Old December 25th, 2010, 10:18 PM   #51
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Old December 26th, 2010, 07:59 AM   #52
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Old December 31st, 2010, 02:25 PM   #53
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My Father always named his children after the first thing he saw immediately after the birth hence my name: "Two dogs fucking" my sister is called "Fuck me! Raining again"
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Old December 31st, 2010, 04:24 PM   #54
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My Father always named his children after the first thing he saw immediately after the birth hence my name: "Two dogs fucking" my sister is called "Fuck me! Raining again"
Strange because by that logic surely your name is either " Blindfold " or " My own sister "
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Old December 31st, 2010, 10:56 PM   #55
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PMSL !!! had sprouts myself today,talk about windy. what is it about sprouts that makes your farts burning hot ?
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.. more than 2 years in the making, we've christened you,

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Well either that or


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Or

" Looks , touches and leaves "

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