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June 18th, 2017, 05:53 PM	#12411
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,317 Times in 3,171 Posts	I'm pretty sure my mum was a hooker. I mean, nobody can have that many brothers.

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June 18th, 2017, 06:13 PM	#12412
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June 18th, 2017, 08:58 PM	#12413
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,769 Times in 5,161 Posts	I gave my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.

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June 18th, 2017, 09:54 PM	#12414
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	I'm really proud of my ceiling. It's not quite as good as the Sistine Chapel but it's up there.

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June 19th, 2017, 10:12 AM	#12415
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,769 Times in 5,161 Posts	Our new dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espanyol.

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June 19th, 2017, 11:15 AM

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Our new dog only responds to commands in Spanish. He's Espanyol.

My lazy hound is half Spanish, half German.

If I ask him to do anything it is like "Qué? Nein!"

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June 19th, 2017, 12:07 PM	#12417
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,733 Thanked 855,812 Times in 57,574 Posts	I was going to start a thread called"Things that make You itch" but then I thought scratch that.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 19th, 2017, 01:12 PM	#12418
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Yes it`s my own corny joke , I take full responsibility. Have you heard about the Iranian City called Shush ? , Well keep it quiet. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 19th, 2017, 02:01 PM	#12419
anothercustom Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 4,950 Thanks: 25,742 Thanked 123,769 Times in 5,161 Posts	I saw an advert in my local newspaper: ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000 - £40,000 So I rang them and said, "The answer is -£5,000"

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June 19th, 2017, 11:40 PM	#12420
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